Iipesenti ezingama-80 zabantu Bachama kwiShowa

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Ukuchamela eshaweni kunokuba yeyona nto igcinwe ngokufihlakeleyo eMelika-akukho mntu uthetha ngayo, kodwa ngokucacileyo phantse konke bethu siyayenza, ngokophando lwakutsha nje olwenziwe luLuhlu lukaAngie malunga nemikhwa yokuhlamba. Ngaba kukutsalwa okungenakuthintelwa kwamanzi aleqayo? Ngaba yimvakalelo evuselelayo? Ngaba kukwenza imisebenzi emininzi esebenzayo? Zonke ezi zingentla? Ngubani owaziyo! Kodwa phantse iipesenti ezingama-80 zabantu abadala (okt abantu abadlulileyo kwinqanaba lokuqeqeshwa kwamanzi) baxhomekeke ekuthatheni i-tinkle phantsi kwe-shower sprinkle.

Ayiyonto imbi njengoko ivakala. Kuyinyani ukuba i-pee yethu igcwele iintsholongwane, kodwa hayi ngaphezulu kwezinye iziselo zomzimba, ezifana nokubila kunye ne-snot, ezihlanjwa zisihla yonke imihla, uPhilip Werthman, MD, ugqirha wezamachiza kunye nomlawuli weZiko leMithi yoNyango lwaBesilisa. ILos Angeles, CA, isixelele. Kwaye uyayihlanza ukuze kungabi ngathi uyangena kuyo, njengokuthi, ukuba uchama kwi-tub eshushu-ekungekho mntu ozihloniphayo unokuze enze yona, akunjalo? Ngaphandle koko, noGwyneth Paltrow uye wancoma iPelvic Perks yokuChama kwiShower.

Kodwa ukuba ukujonga umlenze wakho ayisiyonto yakho, akukho ngxaki. Uphando lufumene ukuba senza izinto ezininzi ezonwabisayo kwishower. Umzekelo, phantse isiqingatha sethu sicula eshaweni, kodwa inye kwabahlanu iya kwisiphumo se karaoke ngokuzisa isiselo nayo. Kwaye ikota yethu ithanda ukwenza imisebenzi emininzi ngokuxubha amazinyo okanye ukukhathalela ezinye izilungiso zezithambiso ngelixa sonke sinyukile. (Pst... Senza ityala leemvula ezibandayo.)

Xa kufikwa kwindlela esizihlamba ngayo, amadoda nabafazi bahlulwe ngokulinganayo, kunye needudes ezithanda iimpahla zokuhlamba ngelixa abafazi benamathela kwi-loofas okanye isiponji sendalo. Iipesenti ezilishumi zethu zisebenzisa nje izandla zethu, indlela indalo ekujongwe ngayo. Kodwa ipesenti enye yabaphenduliyo bathi bazakukhuhla kuphela ngelixa benxibe iiglavu zelatex okanye zerabha. Ngoobani...ngoobani aba? Ngaba bayayifaka i-grout yabo yethayile ngelixa imeko yabo ingena? (Kwingcinga yesibini, ayisiyongcinga imbi leyo.)

Inye into ekungekho namnye kuthi oyenzayo, nangona kunjalo, kukuhlamba. Abaphandi bafumanise ukuba ngaphezulu kwama-90 epesenti yabantu baseMelika bathi bayakucaphukela ukulala phantsi ukuze bacoce. Bongeze ukuba oku sesona sizathu sokuba iihotele ezintsha zingafaki zibhafu kwigumbi lakho kwakhona kwaye kutheni ii-remodels zendlu zikhetha indawo enkulu, iishaan fancier endaweni yezindlu zokuhlamba ezingokwesiko. (Ulahlekile-zama ezi ziNyathelo ezili-10 kwiBhati lakho eliPhambili laseZulwini.)

Nokuba uyenza njani, nangona kunjalo, eyona nto ibalulekileyo kukuba sonke siyalunga kwaye sicocekile. Ukuba uyonwaba kancinci okwangoku (okanye ukhupha isinyi sakho), ngcono!

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