Ithetha ntoni iphupha lakho lokwabelana ngesondo nomntwana oyintombazana * Ngokwenene * lithetha malunga nesini sakho

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Ke ngobusuku bokugqibela ... Izinto bezishushu kwaye zinzima, kwaye ubunepesenti eziyi-100 kuyo. Ngokudabukisayo, uvukile ukuze uqonde ukuba ubusenza umcamelo wakho, kwaye ukubambelela kwakho ngomphunga bekuyiphupha nje. (Ngaba uyazi ukuba unokwenza i-orgasm kwiphupha lesini?) Emva koko uyaqonda ukuba iphupha lalimalunga nomfazi-kwaye nokuba yayinguMegan Fox, i-barista yakho eshushu, okanye umhlobo wesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, ngokuqinisekileyo kwakungekho dudes ekhoyo kwi-No Pants Party.

Qikelela ukuba? Oko akuthethi ukuba ungungqingili, okanye nokuba uyathandana. Kuthetha ukuba ungumntu.

Ngokuqinisekileyo awuwedwa ekuphupheni ngesondo; kolunye uphando, amadoda nabasetyhini baxela ukuba malunga neepesenti ezisibhozo zamaphupha abo babesabelana ngesondo. Awuwedwa ekufumaneni intombazana-on-intombazana amaphupha ngesondo nokuba-Ubume Isini sikagqirha uGqirha Logan Levkoff wade wavuma ukuba wayenenye malunga noChristie Brinkley kwibanga lesine. Kodwa ungalivumeli eli phupha lezesondo likuthumele kwingxaki ekhoyo yesini. (Nd... Ngaba uyazi ukuba amaphupha akho anokuveza ntoni ngobuwena?)

UGqr.Levkoff ucacisa ngokuthe ngqo ukuba kutheni kufuneka uhambe nokuhamba: Ungacinga ukuba abantu basetyhini banomdla kwaye banomtsalane (kuba, hee, sizizidalwa ezihlekisayo, ngaba kunjalo?), Kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba uyafuna ube nolwalamano (ngokwesondo okanye olunzulu) kunye nomntu obhinqileyo. Into emnandi yiyo kanye leyo: yinto nje yefantasy, utshilo uGqirha Levkoff. Yindlela yokulinga iindima, ubuntu, kunye namava esinokuthi singafuni ukuzama ebomini bokwenyani. (Ezi ngcamango zintlanu zixhaphake kakhulu.)

Ukubamba: Ngaba ufumanisa ukuba ufuna ubudlelwane bezesondo kunye nomfazi ongaphandle kwelizwe lamaphupha? Ke eli phupha alinakuba liphupha nje. Ekugqibeleni, kukuwe ukuba uthathe isigqibo sokuba ingaba iimvakalelo zakho ezingacacanga zibonisa into umntu ongazi nto ngokupheleleyo akhwele nayo. Nokuba yeyiphi indlela, uyonwabele i-Os yakho yasebusuku, kwaye ukuba uthatha isigqibo sokuba ufuna ukuyila kwakhona ebomini bokwenyani? Ziphose kuyo.

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