Iindlela ezili-13 zokufumana ugqirha ukuba akuthathe (Kakhulu, kakhulu) ngokuBukhali Xa Usentlungwini

Ngaba uqinisekile ukuba awuxoki, nangona kunjalo?

Sibona njani iimilo zehlabathi esikhetha ukuba zizo - {textend} kunye nokwabelana ngamava anyanzelisayo anokuyila indlela esiphathana ngayo, ukuba ngcono. Lo ngumbono onamandla.

Masithi ubuneentlungu okwethutyana, mhlawumbi iminyaka.

Ukucinga, uhlala uziva ungonwabanga, ukuba kwiintlungu ezingapheliyo kwiinyanga esiphelo akuqhelekanga, yiya kugqirha wakho. Uyalela umsebenzi wegazi kwaye mhlawumbi iX-reyi okanye isonogram. Zonke iziphumo zibuya ziqhelekile, ke ugqirha wakho uyakugxotha ukukhathazeka kwakho.

Mhlawumbi uyakutyhola ngokuba ufuna iziyobisi, kuba ekuphela kwabantu abaneentlungu "zokwenyani" bayafa okanye bayaxoka.

Ndiyayifumana. Kwandithatha iminyaka engama-32 ukufumana ugqirha ukuba ayithathe ngokungathandekiyo intlungu yam - {textend} kunye nokufumana isifo esiqhagamshelekileyo esisifo endiye ndazalwa naso kungekho gqirha wakha wazibona iimpawu zam ezicacileyo, oo.

Andifuni ukuba ulinde amashumi eminyaka ngeempendulo, nangona kunjalo. Ke Nazi ezinye iingcebiso ezikhethwe ngobuchule kunye namaqhinga okwenza ukuba ugqirha wakho akuphulaphule, uthathe iintlungu zakho ngokungathí sina, kwaye - {textend} gee-whiz-gosh-golly! - {textend} mhlawumbi nkqu noncedo.

1. Yithi "Ndiqaqanjelwa." Ukungahoywa okanye ukugxothwa, kuba ayinakuba mbi kangako. Shiya ngomsila wakho phakathi kwemilenze yakho, wawcally wabbit.

2. Yithi "Ndiqaqanjelwa kakhulu." Ngeli xesha ugqirha wakho uya kuphendula! Ngamehlo. Kulandelwe isikhumbuzi sokuba wonke umsebenzi wakho wegazi awunayo kwaye awukhangeleki ngathi uyagula. Shiya iofisi kagqirha, wena ubaxayo onomdla, wena!

3. Nxiba iqhosha elithi, "Isikhumbuzo esinobuhlobo: Ndisentlungwini." Ncamathisela kwihempe yakho ethi, "IINTLUNGU ZOKWENENE, DOC." Qiniseka ukuba ujonge umqala wakho ke xa ukhupha ulwimi lwakho uthi "ah," uyakubona itattoo yakho yolwimi entsha ethi: "WENZA ISIFUNGO."

4. Yiza nomatshini we-polygraph kwindawo yakho elandelayo. Qiniseka ukuba uxakekile kuyo xa ukhumbuza i-doc yakho ukuba unezintlungu ezinzima, zemihla ngemihla. Uyakuvuma ukuba ngelixa umatshini ebanga ukuba awuxoki, i-inshurensi yakho ayizibandakanyi kuvavanyo lwepolygraph, kwaye ke, akanakuthathela ingqalelo iziphumo xa emisela isicwangciso sonyango, esiyiyoga.

5. Xa ugqirha wakho ecebisa ngeyoga, mxelele ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba intlungu yakho imbi kakhulu kangangokuba akunakukwazi nokwenza neyoga. Ke, ukuba anganceda nje kule ndawo idibeneyo kunye neentlungu zomzimba ezihamba kancinci, ngokuthe chu zikwenza buthathaka ngakumbi nangakumbi veki nganye - textend} uthembisa ukuthatha iklasi yeyoga.

6. Bhala isikhokelo esibizwa ngokuba “sisiQinisekiso sesiBini samaNqanaba ama-30 ngokuSisiseko soBuntu esiSisiseko” uze usithumele ngokungaziwa usithumele kugqirha kwiveki engaphambi kokuba ubonwe.Akazukuyifunda - {textend} leyo kukubanjwa okungama-22 kwesidima sokuqala.

7. Faka izandla zakho kwimpahla yendlu yokukhanyisa. Sika izangqa ezibomvu ezibomvu kwaye uzithunge ngaphezulu kwezibane ezityheli kunye eziluhlaza. Xa ilixesha lokuqeshwa kwakho okulandelayo, akunike ngoku iimpahla zakho zentlungu. Ugqirha uyakuthatha iimpahla zakho ezinezibane ezibomvu kwaye aqale ukubuza "Kutheni?" Kulapho ungena kunye, “Kutheni bonke bebeka izibane? Ndiyavuya ukuba ubuzile! Ke UZOKUYEKA ungayihoyi intlungu yam. ”

8. Yiza ne-corgi yakho yovelwano kuba laa njana inobuqili enamehlo amakhulu ansundu inokwenza nabani na ukuba amenzele nantoni na, ukuya kuthi ga ngoku kubandakanya nokukhuthaza iingcali zonyango ukuba ziyithathe nzulu intlungu kamama wakhe. Ukuba awunayo i-corgi, ungaboleka eyam.

9. Nxiba njengehlaya. Khala, khala iinyembezi zakho ezinkulu, ezilusizi zokuhlekisa. Uyakucenga, "bathi abahlekisi bakhala kuphela emfihlakalweni. Kodwa jonga kum hamba! ” Ugqirha wakho uya kukufumanisa ene "Crocodile Tear-Itis" kwaye mhlawumbi akunike ukuthunyelwa kwengqondo ngaphambi kokuba akushiye ngokusemthethweni. Ngobo busuku uyakukhanyisa esihlalweni sakho sokugungqa, usambethe isinxibo sakho, uzidumzela ngokwakho njengoko uzama ukuqonda ukuba yonke into ihambe gwenxa, "Kodwa ... wonke umntu uyamthanda umhlekisi."

10. Ukunyoba sisisombululo esingaze sibuyele mva! Ugqirha wakho usenokuba sisityebi ngemali, kodwa wena usisityebi ngeentlungu! Bhaka ikhekhe leentlungu. Okanye ufumane enye yezo buzzers zintsha ootitshala bakho bamabanga aphantsi bamthiyile kwaye bamothuse xa exhawula isandla sakho. Xa ekhwaza, cacisa, “Ngoku niyazi ukuba ndiziva njani! Masithethe ngezisombululo zolawulo lwentlungu. ”

11. Cela iqabane lakho okanye umhlobo wakho eze nawe enxibe ishirt etshintshiweyo ethi “Ndinesidenge” ukuze ithi, “Ndikunye nomntu wam endimthandayo osokolayo kwaye ndifuna umamele yena uyeke ukumenza Ubomi Bunzima. ” Qinisekisa ukuba bazibeka ngokwabo ukuze utolo lukhombe kuwe.

12. Yiya kwisikolo sobugqirha ube ngugqirha, ufumanise imvelaphi yentlungu yakho, uyiphilise ngonyango olutsha olunomsindo, olusandul 'ukutsha, oluguquguqukayo, olunomvuzo weNobel. Ngoku awunazintlungu, kodwa ungalahli ingqalelo! Qiniseka ukuba uyayihlikihla ebusweni bukagqirha wakho kwaye ungaze ulibale ukuba khange uyenze yonke le nto ukunyanga iintlungu zakho, kodwa ukumkhathaza.

13. Yifa phambi kogqirha wakho, unqumle iminwe (ukwandisa amathuba okukuvuselela). Ukuba awufi, uya kuthi mhlawumbi uyabaxa.

Ukuba uyafa, ndiyavuyisana nawe! Intlungu yakho ibiyinyani, ubugula kakhulu, kwaye wonke umntu okuthandabuzayo uyaxolisa. Sikunqwenelela impumelelo eninzi emva kokufa.

U-Ash Fisher ngumbhali kunye nomntu ohlekisayo ophila ne-hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. Xa engenalo usuku lokudakumba-lomntwana-wexhama, uhambahamba kunye ne-corgi yakhe, iVincent. Uhlala e-Oakland. Funda ngakumbi ngaye kwiwebhusayithi yakhe.