Uyisebenzisa kanjani iSwing Swing (Ngaphandle kokuTsala nayiphi na iMisipha)

Umxholo

• Indlela yokusebenzisa i-Sex Swing kunye nesizathu sokuba kufuneka
• Ezona Ndondo ziBalaseleyo zokuThenga
• UZiqu-zintathu iVibes zoSuku lokuGqibela ngokuSondo (ngasekhohlo)
• Isilingi seSports Door Jam (Eziko)
• I-Sexbaby Swing yabantu abadala (ngasekunene)
• I-Pipedream Fetish Fantasy ejikelezayo yoSondo ukujinga
• Uphengululo lwe

Yintoni efana ne-toast ye-avocado kunye nokutshintsha kwesondo okufanayo? Bobabini badibanisa izinto ezimbini ezimangalisayo ukudala into engcono ngakumbi.

Ngelixa iintambo zesondo zivela ngeendlela ezahlukileyo (ezinye zixhonywe eluphahleni, ezinye zinamathele emnyango, ezinye zizimeleyo), "ngokwenene, iswitshi yesondo yiyo nayiphi na into enokukuphakamisa kunye / okanye neqabane lakho, ekuncedeni ungene kwizikhundla ezintsha. okanye ezona ndawo uzithandayo ngokulula, "utshilo uMegan Stubbs, u-Ed. isazi sezesondo seklinikhi kunye neengcali zobudlelwane.

Ngenxa yokuba ukungena kwi-(ahem) ukuguquka kwezinto kuthatha i-savvy, sabiza i-Stubbs kunye noCarly S., umfundisi wezocansi kunye ne-Pleasure Chest, kwi-411 kwi-sex swings. Skrolela ezantsi kuyo yonke into odinga ukuyazi malunga neenzuzo zokuguquguquka ngokwesondo, indlela yokusebenzisa enye (ngokukhuselekileyo!), Kunye nezimbalwa zokuthenga.

Indlela yokusebenzisa i-Sex Swing kunye nesizathu sokuba kufuneka

Ukuqala, nanini na uzisa into entsha kwigumbi lokulala, kukho imvakalelo yobutsha. Kwaye into entsha "yinto elungileyo yokwenyani kubomi bethu bezesondo, ngakumbi ukuba ubukhe wakunye neqabane (lakho) okwethutyana," utshilo uStubbs. (Ngakumbi apha: Abanyange ngesondo babelana ngeengcebiso ezisi-8 zokwabelana ngesondo kwabasetyhini)

Kodwa kutheni i-heck ungayityala into #extra xa into encinci enento entsha (enje nge-clitoral vibrator okanye i-vibrator yeminwe) inokwenza iqhinga? Ndiyavuya ubuze. "Ngokubanzi, ukuguquka ngokwesondo kukuvumela ukuba usebenze ngokuqonda, ungabi nzima kwigumbi lokulala," utshilo uCarly S. umenzi we-porn, utshilo.

Masithathele ingqalelo indawo efana ne-Stand & Carry, umzekelo, efuna ukuba elinye iqabane (iqabane elenza ukugqobhoza) libambe elinye iqabane isimbo sebhere ye-koala kwaye liphose kulo. Ayisiyiyo kuphela le nto yokuseta ifuna ukuba iqabane kunye ne-penis okanye i-strap-on yomelele kwaye ilungelelaniswe ne-AF (ngokungathandabuzekiyo, cinga ubambe umntu ezingalweni zakho kwaye unyanzela ungagxothanga), ikwafuna ukuba iqabane elamkelayo libe nokuhamba kakuhle kwe-hip , iiquads ezinamandla, kwaye zibe nomzimba omncinci. Ngamafutshane, sisikhundla esivakala sipholile kodwa sifikeleleka kuphela kwi-combo yeqabane elithile.

I-Ditto enezikhundla ezifana ne-Wheelbarrow kunye neDoggy ephakanyisiweyo (ngezantsi)-elula ngokuthe ngqokwayeifuna ukuba ujonge phantsi. (Mhlawumbi qala ukuziqhelanisa neendawo zokuma kwezandla zakho?)

"I-sex swing inika izibini zawo nawaphi na amandla, ukuphakama, kunye nobunzima bokukwazi ukuzama olu hlobo lwesikhundla," ngokutsho kweStubbs. Okokuqala, unokuhlengahlengisa i-swing ukuze xa iqabane elamkelayo lihleli / lilele ngasemva, zilungelelaniswe ngokwesini-ukuya-kwisini kunye neqabane elimiyo. Iqabane elingeneyo linokuthi emva koko libambe isinqe seqabane elitshintshayo kwaye lisebenzise umfutho wokujija ukunceda ngobunzulu nangesiqhelo, uyacacisa.

Ugqirha uStubbs uthi: "Kuhle kakhulu kwisondo somlomo ngenxa yokuba ivumela owamkelayo ukuba amkele nje ngaphandle kokubamba imilenze yakhe phezulu okanye ngasemva okanye ngaphandle, okubavumela ukuba bagxininise kulonwabo kwaye kungekhona ukubeka umlenze wabo." Ukufikelela ngaphandle kwe-acrobatics? Nantsi yona. (Eyeleleneyo: Izizathu ze-7 zokunika iSitayile seDoggy ngesondo enye Shot).

I-Stubbs ibiza ukuba ngelixa i-sex swings idume ngokuba nzima, okanye iyingozi, eneneni inokukhusela / ikhululeke ngakumbi / kwaye ibe lula emzimbeni wakho kunezikhundla ezinjengomkhweli-phezulu, umva umkhweli-phezulu. , okanye isitayile se-doggy, esinokubeka uxinzelelo oluninzi ezandleni zakho, ezihlahleni, ezinqeni, okanye emadolweni.

Mamela nje kumzimba wakho-ukuba izihlunu ziqala ukukhala kuwe, xelela iqabane lakho kwaye ulungelelanise imitya okanye ukubekwa kwelungu lakho.

Kwaye qiniseka ukujonga umda wobunzima. Oku kubaluleke ngakumbi ukuba nobabini niceba ukukhwela enqanaweni kwaye nizame ukuphinda-phinda okungenamlinganiso wesikhundla sokudibana esinjengobufundisi okanye ukucoca.

Ezona Ndondo ziBalaseleyo zokuThenga

Ngaba ufuna ukuzama ujingi ngesondo? Iindaba ezimnandi: Kusenokwenzeka ukuba kubize kakhulu kunokuba ucinga. "Ngokwenyani awudingi ukuchitha ngaphezulu kwe- $ 100 kwinto enye," utshilo uStubbs, oyena ubiza ixabiso eliphantsi kunaninzi lwe vibrator zodidi! Tyala imali kolunye lwezinto eziguqulwe ngesondo apha ngezantsi, emva koko uzame.

Gcina ukhumbula, okokuqala xa usebenzisa enye isenokungafezeki. "Ngena ngokuhlekisayo kwaye ulungiselele ukulungisa ingxaki ukuba ubeka iintambo phezulu okanye phezulu okanye indawo obuceba ukuyizama ayisebenzi," kusho uGqr Stubbs. Qaphela. (Eyeleleneyo: Izikhundla zeSex ezingama-30 onokuzizama ngelixa ulinde i-Sex Swing yakho ukuze ukhululwe).

UZiqu-zintathu iVibes zoSuku lokuGqibela ngokuSondo (ngasekhohlo)

Uyazi ukuba iiseti zangaphakathi zokujikela zeentsana? Ewe, le swing yesondo yodwa ifana naleyo, kodwa kubantu abadala abafuna (ngokomfanekiso okanye ngokoqobo) ukwenza umntwana. Uza kuseta iinyawo ezintathu ezinde ezijingayo ngokwesondo naphina apho ufuna khona, emva koko ubambe iswitshi kwindawo yokuma. Ngelixa kunganyanzelekanga ukuba uguqule ikhaya lakho nangayiphi na indlela yokusebenzisa olu sana, kubiza imali encinci ngakumbi ukutyala imali kuzo zombini iziqwenga (ethi, FYI, zithengiswa zodwa). Intsingiselo, ngokuqinisekileyo ilungele abantu abathi yazi baya kuyisebenzisa. I-swing ngokwayo iyakwazi ukujija, ifakelwe, kwaye ine-400-yeepawundi yomlinganiso wobunzima, ukuze ikwazi ukuxhasa nobabini ngexesha elinye. Yonwaba!

Yithenge: UZiqu zintathu uVibes weSondo oPhezulu oShukumayo-Yima, $ 260, amazon.com; UZiqu zintathu uVibes weSondo wokuGqibela wesondo, $ 79, amazon.com

Isilingi seSports Door Jam (Eziko)

Abahlali begumbi, ii-hoarders, kunye nomdla-kodwa-bediniwe, ngaphambili. Ngelixa ezi zixhobo zisebenza njengesilingi kwaye ayijingi, zilungile kwabo bafutshane kwisithuba kwaye okanye banomdla woluvo lokujikisa ngesondo kodwa abafuni ukubeka imingxunya eluphahleni lwabo.

Nantsi indlela esebenza ngayo: Ulihuka phezu kocango, uvale ucango ukuze ulugcine lukhuselekile, kwaye emva koko uhlengahlengise iintambo ukuze zilungele umzimba wakho kunye nendawo (ii) ofuna ukuyizama. Xa ugqibile ukwehla, ungayisusa nje emnyango kwaye uyibeke kude kwaye umntu ohlala naye / abantwana / abazali ngekhe bazi. (Kodwa ke, masinyaniseke, oku kungagqitha ngokupheleleyo kwi-pseudo-TRX.)

"Nangona iimpawu zokupakisha ngokwenene zincinci, abantu abanamandla, yinto ekhethekileyo xa iqabane elifumanayo likhulu-umzimba okanye likhubazekile," wongezelela uCarly S. Isixhobo sinokubamba ukuya kwi-325 pounds.

Yithenge: Iindawo zokudlala iJamling Sling, $ 73, amazon.com

I-Sexbaby Swing yabantu abadala (ngasekunene)

Njengenye yezona zinto zithengiswa kakhulu kwisini kwiAmazon, uphononongo lunokuthengisa le kuphela. Izabelo zabanye abathengi ezincedileyo ekubuyiseleni i-spice kunye nokuzimisela kubomi bakhe bobulili emva kokuba umyeni wakhe ephuhlise imiba ye-hip ebenza bangafikeleli kwizikhundla zabo abazithandayo. Kwaye owesibini ubhala, "Ngoko kufanelekile. Yeka ukubuza ukuba ufanele. Yenza nje."

Yintoni embi? Kuya kufuneka ugqobhoze umngxuma kwisilingi yakho. Kodwa nje ukuba esi sixhobo seSexbaby simisiwe, sinokubamba ukuya kuthi ga kwiipawundi ezingama-450. Owu, kwaye inombala obomvu (omnandi!) Kwaye, ngaphezulu nje kwe- $ 50, awubeki emngciphekweni wama- $$$ amaninzi ukuzama.

Yithenge: I-Sexbaby Swing yabantu abadala, $ 53, amazon.com

I-Pipedream Fetish Fantasy ejikelezayo yoSondo ukujinga

Yintoni ebhetele kunesixhobo sesini esijikayo? Omnye ojikelezayo. Ewe, I-Fetish Fantasy yesini inokujikeleza iidigri ezingama-360 kwaye ibambe ukuya kuma-350 eepawundi. Oku kukuvumela wena kunye neqabane lakho ukuba nitshintshe emva naphambili phakathi kwesondo somlomo, lobufazi, kunye nempundu ngokuqhwanyaza okuncinci kwesihlahla. (Khumbula nje ukuba akufuneki usuke umva ubuyele emva uye emlonyeni okanye ekungeneni kwilungu lobufazi ngaphandle kokutshintsha ikhondom. Kuba...ibhaktheriya.)

Kuyavunywa, le yinto encinci yokuzibophelela. Kuya kufuneka ukhwele ihuka esembindini, apho ujingi luncamathele kuyo-kodwa xa sele ingenile, ingenile. kwaye iqabane lakho linokungena kwi-swing kwaye lithathe ubomi bakho bokwabelana ngesondo kwindawo entsha (ahem), nanini na nithanda.

Yithenge: I-Pipedream Fetish Fantasy ejikelezayo yoSondo ukujinga, $ 93, amazon.com

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