Indlela yokuyifumana xa ungekho yedwa ekhaya

Umxholo

• Kutheni ufanele
• I-COVID-19 yenze kwaye ungayenzi
• Ukuba uwedwa
• Cwangcisa imood
• Indawo, indawo, indawo
• Ngenisa iipropu
• Ezona zikhundla zilungileyo
• Iithoyi zesini ukuzama
• Ukuba ukunye neqabane virtual
• Cwangcisa imood
• Indawo, indawo, indawo
• Ngenisa iipropu
• Ezona zikhundla zilungileyo
• Iithoyi zesini ukuzama
• Ukuba ukunye neqabane IRL
• Cwangcisa imood
• Indawo, indawo, indawo
• Ngenisa iipropu
• Ezona zikhundla zilungileyo
• Iithoyi zesini ukuzama
• Umgca wezantsi

Sibandakanya iimveliso esicinga ukuba ziluncedo kubafundi bethu. Ukuba uthenga amakhonkco kweli phepha, sinokufumana ikhomishini encinci. Nantsi inkqubo yethu.

Ukuba yimfihlo kunokuba nzima ukuza ngombulelo kulo bhubhane, kodwa ukuthanda uthando lodwa-okanye ulwahlulelane kuyenzeka ngokupheleleyo! Nokuba uhlala kufutshane ne-fam, i-Floofy, ne-Fido.

Oku akuyi kuhamba nje ngenxa yesifo se-panky!

Ezi ngcebiso ziya kuza ziluncedo nangaliphi na ixesha kwibhodi ye-headboard-bashing risk yokuvusa abanye, ngokungathi wabelana ngendawo yakho namagumbi okanye abantwana, uneendonga ezincinci kunye nabamelwane, okanye uhlala okanye ubamba abanye.

Kutheni ufanele

Okokuqala, isini esikhohlakeleyo sishushu. Akukho nto efana nokwazi ukuba ungadikwa nangaliphi na ixesha ukufumana impompo ye-adrenaline kwaye ikwenze uzive ngathi yibadass iyonke.

Kwakhona, isini kunye ne-orgasms zilungile empilweni yakho ngokwasemzimbeni nangokwengqondo ngenxa yokuba:

• uxinzelelo olusezantsi kunye noxinzelelo lwegazi
• uncede ulale
• ukunciphisa umngcipheko wesifo sentliziyo kunye nokufa icala
• yomeleza ukhuseleko lwakho
• phelisa iintloko, iicramps, kunye nezinye iintlobo zentlungu

Ukuba udityanisiwe, ukwanga, ukuchukumisa, kunye nokwandisa isondo i-oxytocin, enceda ukwakha ukusondelelana kunye nokomeleza iqhina lakho.

I-COVID-19 yenze kwaye ungayenzi

Ungavumeli i-coronavirus entsha ikuyekise ukuyifumana, kodwa yenza ulumke ngayo. Akukho nto inomdla wokubeka impilo yakho emngciphekweni okanye eyomnye umntu.

Ukuba uza kwehla ngexesha lobhubhane-kwaye kufanelekile-ezi ngcebiso zinokukunceda ukuba ukhuseleke:

• MUSA ukuyenza nomntu omtsha. Ngoku ayiloxesha lokudityaniswa kwe-IRL kunye neqabane elingakahlali lodwa ekhayeni lakho.
• YENZA ulwalamano phantse. Usengadlala nomntu omtsha kunye nomgama womzimba njengomphathi ngokuthatha i-sesh yakho kwi-intanethi kwaye niphume ngevidiyo.
• Ungalibali ngezinye iitekhnoloji. Zama ukuthumelelana imiyalezo nemifanekiso yamanyala ngefowuni, ukwabelana ngesondo ngefowuni, okanye ukwabelana ngee-imeyile ezithandekayo. Iithoyi zesini ezilawulwa ngokusetyenziswa kwe-App ziyonwabisa kwii-hookups ezibonakalayo, nazo.
• Ngaba ulumke neqabane lakho ohlala nalo. Ngaphandle kokuba nobabini nibahlukanisiwe kangangeeveki ezimbalwa, unokufuna ukulungisa amanyathelo akho ukunciphisa umngcipheko. Gwema ubuso ngobuso kunye nokumanga okwangoku, ngakumbi ukuba uziva ugula. Sebenzisa iikhondom kwi-P-in-V okanye ngesondo ezimpundu, kwaye uhlambe iibits kunye neebobs zakho ngaphambi nasemva komdlalo.
• Ungalibali ukuphulula amaphambili ngelixa uzahlula. Zibonise uthando ngexesha lokutshixa ngaphandle kweqabane lakho. Akunabungozi kwaye oh kumnandi kangaka!
• NGABA sebenzisa i-lube eninzi. ILube yenza ukuba isini sibengcono (kwaye sikhuseleke!) Nokuba ngaba ubhabha wedwa, udlala ngeethoyi, okanye naluphi na uhlobo lwesini kunye neqabane le-IRL.

Hlala unolwazi ngohlaziyo lwethu ngoku malunga nokuqhambuka kwe-COVID-19 yangoku. Ndwendwela indawo yethu yecoronavirus ngolwazi oluthe kratya malunga nendlela yokulungiselela, iingcebiso kuthintelo nonyango, kunye neengcebiso ngeengcali.

Ukuba uwedwa

Ukuzihlalela wedwa akuthethi ukuba kufuneka uphoswe kuko konke ukonwabisa. I-toe-curling Os inokubakho ngaphandle komnye umntu.

Cwangcisa imood

Ufanelwe luthando, ke thandana ngokwakho ngokumisela imeko.

Ukusetha imood kuko konke okukwenza uzive ulungile kwaye kukujike. Ungazama ukufinyeza izibane, ukhanyise amakhandlela, kwaye ubeke uluhlu lokudlala lweetoni ezi-sexy eziza kunceda ukugquma ukugcuma, i-BTW.

Indawo, indawo, indawo

Nabanye ekhaya, kuya kufuneka uthathele ingqalelo eyona ndawo iphambili yokuzikhupha.

Olona phawu lubalulekileyo lwendawo ekuthethwa ngayo ngumnyango wokutshixa ukuze kungabikho mntu uphazamisa iqela lakho. Ukuba unamagumbi okulala aneqhaga, uyigolide. Hlikihla!

Amagumbi okuhlambela alungile, nawo. Ukubaleka kwamanzi kunokuntywila kwisymphony of squeals kunye neshawa yomphunga okanye ibhafu yenza imeko yenyama iyodwa.

Ibhonasi: Amanzi ashushu anokukunceda uphumle ukuze ukwazi ukugxila kwiimvakalelo.

Yenza ubuchule ngokukhetha kwakho kwaye uqwalasele nayiphi na indawo apho ungenakufane ubanjwe kwisenzo.

Ngenisa iipropu

Iipropu ezithile zinokuphucula i-solo sesh yakho kwaye zikuncede ugcine i-iron isezantsi.

Qwalasela izinto ezinje:

• imiqamelo kunye nemiqamelo ukukunceda ukuba ucoceke, ufumane i-engile elungileyo, kwaye unikele ngento onokuncwina kuyo
• umatshini wengxolo omhlophe ukunceda ukufihla nasiphi na isandi osenzayo
• ithebhulethi okanye ilaptop ukuba ufuna ukubukela iphonografi

Ezona zikhundla zilungileyo

Isithuba sinokuyalela indawo yakho (kuxhomekeke kwindlela oseta ngayo ukuseta kwakho), kodwa konke kulungile.

Ukuba unendawo yokulala, zama ukulala ngobuso phantsi ngelixa uphulula enye okanye ukhupha umatrasi wakho okanye umqamelo. Isitayile se-Doggy sikhulu, kananjalo, kuba unokuwubuyisa umqolo wakho ukufikelela kwilungu lakho lobudoda, i-vulva, okanye i-anus.

Ukuba igumbi lokuma kuphela, ukuzixhasa ngokuchasene nomphezulu owomeleleyo kunyanzelekile. Phakamisa inyawo phezulu esihlalweni, kwicala lebhafu, okanye kwindlu yangasese ukufikelela ngokulula kwimimandla yakho esezantsi.

Ukuba indawo yakho ibonelela ngendawo yokuhlala, yiya ngasemva kwaye ubenayo.

Iithoyi zesini ukuzama

Ezinye izinto zokudlala zinokuthatha isini esikhohlakeleyo solo ukuya kwelinye inqanaba ngaphandle kokwenza isivalo sakho. Unezixhobo zokungcangcazelisa, iiplagi, iimpundu zebhola… oh wethu!

Gcina ezi zinto zibalulekileyo engqondweni xa uthenga iithoyi zesini eziqondayo kwi-Intanethi:

• i-vibes ezolileyo, njenge-Womanizer Classic okanye iM Mini P-spot Pleaser
• iiplagi ze-butt, njenge-b-Vibe Snug Plug
• Iibhola zebhola, njengeBondage Boutique Beginner's Ball Gag
• iithoyi ezingaziwayo, ezinje ngeTenga Egg Masturbator, Kyss Rechargeable Lipstick Vibrator, kunye neChickie Emojibator
• Iipanty ziyashukuma, njengokukhwaza i-panty yam ehlawulisiweyo eyimfihlo

Ukuba ukunye neqabane virtual

Ngokulungiselela kancinci, ukuba nescreen phakathi akufuneki kukuthintele ekufumaneni omnye nomnye ngendlela enkulu.

Nantsi indlela yokwenza isondo kunye neqabane lokwenyani konke oko kunye nengxowa yeetshipsi.

Cwangcisa imood

Ewe, ungaseta imo yothando olungathandabuzekiyo ngelixa uziqhelanisa nomzimba!

Ukwenza oku, yenza indawo ethile ngamakhandlela, kodwa qiniseka ukongeza isibane esibekwe ngobuchule okanye ukukhanya kwendandatho.

Injongo kukukhanya okwaneleyo ukuze bonwabele umboniso ngaphandle kokujonga ngathi ukwigumbi lokuncinwa.

Ukucoca okuhle kubalulekile, nako. Bonisa i-hookup yakho yothando olufanayo ubuya kuthi xa udibana ne-IRL. Hlamba iinwele zakho, ucoce ii-pubes zakho (ukuba yile nto ukuyo), kwaye ubeke into okhangeleka ushushu kuyo.

I-FYI, ayifuni ukuba yangaphantsi okanye nantoni na enjalo ngaphandle kokuba yile nto uziva ulungile kuyo!

Indawo, indawo, indawo

Ngothando lwazo zonke izinto ezimdaka, nceda oh nceda ukhethe igumbi elinabucala bodwa endlwini, nokuba yile garaji iqhotyoshelweyo!

Umnyango wokutshixa kunye nokufikelela kumculo okanye kumanzi abalekayo ukumisa intetho engcolileyo kunye nokuphefumla okunzima kubalulekile. Uya kuzikhathaza kancinci ngokuviwa kwaye endaweni yoko ukwazi ukugxila komnye nomnye.

Sukuba nexhala kakhulu malunga nokuba isithuba sakho sijongeka kanjani. Unokwenza nayiphi na indawo efanelekileyo yokukhohlisa ngokusebenzisa imvelaphi ebonakalayo kunye neprogram yakho okanye ukuxhoma iphepha emva kwakho.

Ngenisa iipropu

Iipropu zingenza ividiyo yakho ibonakale kwinqanaba elilandelayo kwaye incede ukuyigcina iyisilumko.

Umatshini wengxolo emhlophe unokuthintela isithandwa sakho esinyanisekileyo kwizandi zasekhaya ezinganeno kokulumkisayo, njengokuncokola okungxolayo okanye ukubamba izitya, ngelixa usifihla intetho yakho emdaka okanye ukukhwaza ulonwabo.

Imithwalo kunye nemithwalo ikuvumela ukuba ujonge umzimba wakho ngokuchanekileyo kwaye wenze ukubanda, imigangatho eqinileyo xa ungenayo i-luxury yokuqhawula ngaphandle kwebhedi. Eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu kubo, bayazinyibilikisa izandi ze-orgasm.

Ezona zikhundla zilungileyo

Izithuba kufuneka zisebenze ngendawo ekhoyo KUNYE ikunike kunye ne-boo yakho umbono ophambili.

Ngelixa ulonwabo olupheleleyo lwangaphambili, unokukrokra ngaphakathi kwendawo yakho yokuthuthuzela ngokudlala ngokubekwa kwekhamera, amashiti, okanye amaqamza kwindawo yokuhlambela. I-Virtual okanye i-IRL, ngumzimba wakho kwaye uthatha isigqibo sokuwusebenzisa.

Izithuba ekufuneka ziqwalaselwe:

• ukuncika umva kwezinye iipilo okanye ibhafu = ukufikelela ngokulula kuwe kunye neprimo yokuzijonga
• ehleli edesikeni okanye etafileni kukuvumela FaceTime ngokwenene de ube ukulungele umboniso peep
• ukuguqa kunika uzinzo kuwo nawuphi na umphezulu, ukuze izandla zakho zikhululeke ukudlala kwaye uhambise ifowuni yakho phezulu, ezantsi, okanye umva ngokulula

Iithoyi zesini ukuzama

Abangxolayo, fumana izandla zakho kwibhola ye-gag pronto.

Ngoku, zama ithoyizi ethe cwaka yobugcisa ukuthatha uthando lwakho olungathandabuzekiyo uye kwelinye inqanaba. Ndiyathetha iithoyi zesini ezenzelwe ukuba zilawulwe kude.

Ezinye iingcebiso, onokuzithenga kwi-Intanethi:

• Kubantu abane Prostate, iEdge nguLovense iyahlengahlengiswa kwaye ayinamanzi, iipateni zentshukumo ezingenamda ezinokuthi zenziwe sisandi kwaye zivumelane nokubetha umculo wakho.
• Ukuthambeka kwepenisi, i-We-Vibe Verge eshukumayo yeringi iyayikholisa ipeni kunye ne-perineum.
• Ukuthambisa i-vulva haver, umvundla we-Lovense Nora Bluetooth vibe yonyango lwe-clit, V, kunye ne-G-spot.

Ukuba ukunye neqabane IRL

I-Coronavirus canoodling kunye neqabane le-IRL isenokuba sishushu ngobuhlanya nakwabanye endlwini.

Cwangcisa imood

Khupha zonke iindawo zokumisa xa useta imo yokukunceda ugcine kwindawo ngelixa abanye beqhubeka ngamashishini abo.

Izinto ezinokunceda:

• uluhlu lokudlala olushushu
• ezinye izinto ezikhuthazayo zoononophala
• Ukubaliswa kwamabali amnandi ngefantasy ekwabelwana ngayo okanye incwadi enomdla
• ibhafu eshushu okanye ishawa
• amakhandlela
• umthambo wenyama

Indawo, indawo, indawo

Imithombo ye-Squeaky kunye neentloko zebhodi yentloko ezityumza eludongeni ziyinto ebambekayo. Tsiba ibhedi uze uhle uze umdaka phantsi xa ufuna ukubetha.

Ngaba ufuna ubumfihlo ngakumbi? Yiphose umva uye junior phezulu nentloko kwikhabethe yenguqu yabantu abadala beeNzuzu ezisixhenxe ezulwini.

Ukuba ninokungena kunye nokuphuma kwigumbi lokuhlambela ngaphandle kokuvuselela abanye, amanzi abalekayo anokunceda ukugcina ukuhlangana kwakho kuyimfihlo.

Ngenisa iipropu

Nantoni na enceda ukuntywilisela ngaphandle izandi ze-sesh tops uluhlu lwe-must-have props for IRL sex in lockdown:

• umatshini wengxolo emhlophe
• isithethi okanye esinye isixhobo sokudlala umculo
• TV

Sebenzisa imiqamelo kunye nemiqamelo ukwenza izinto zakho zangasese xa uzidlala kwaye ufumane nomqamelo owongezelelekileyo xa uguqa ngamadolo okanye umva. Zisebenzise ukutshabalalisa izandi zakho zesini, nazo.

Ukuthetha ngemiqamelo, ukongeza umqamelo wesondo kwi-repertoire yakho e-raunchy kufanelekile ukuqaphela ngalo naliphi na ixesha, kodwa ngakumbi xa ufuna ukuba nobuchule ngakumbi kwizikhundla zakho.

Ezona zikhundla zilungileyo

Ngethuba nje unendawo, ezininzi izikhundla zinokuthi zilungiswe ngokuqonda ngokugxininisa, ukubetha, okanye ukukhahlela.

Isibini sezinto eziguquguqukayo ezizezinye ukuzama:

• Ukuma O: Ukufezekisa ngokudlala ngesandla, ukudlala ngesondo, ukwabelana ngesondo ngomlomo, kunye nokwabelana ngesondo. Elinye iqabane limi nomqolo okanye umphambili eludongeni okanye kwenye indawo yokuxhasa, ngelixa elinye limi, liguqe ngamadolo, okanye lihleli ngaphambili okanye ngasemva.
• Umkhweli ngaphezulu: Iqabane elingeneyo lilele ngomqolo kwaye iqabane elifumanayo libaphambela kwi-PV, P-in-A, okanye kwifriji. Umamkeli ulawula ubunzulu, isantya, kunye nesandi sokubetha izandi.

Iithoyi zesini ukuzama

Uku-odola kwi-Intanethi kunye nokunikezelwa ngaphandle konxibelelwano kuthetha ukuba ungagcina isitshixo sakho se-goodie kwaye ugcine ubomi bakho bezesondo bushushu kwanangobhubhane.

Sele ndikhankanyile uvuyo lomqamelelo wesini. Nazi ezinye izinto zokudlala onokonwabela kunye ngelixa ugcina ixesha lakho lokudlala ngasese:

• Ukutshintsha kwezesondo. Awudingi ukuba yi-uber kinky okanye kwi-BDSM ukonwabela ukuguquka kwesondo! Bavumela nabani na ukuba athathe naziphi na izinto ezenziwa ngokwesondo kwiindawo eziphakamileyo ngaphandle kokugungqisa naziphi na iibhodi ezinengxolo okanye oomatrasi.
• AmaGags. Iibhola zebhola kunye ne-bit gags zinokugcina nabona bathandi banomdla bathule kwaye baphakamise into enkulu ye-erotic.
• Ukuzola okuthulileyo. Enkosi ngeethoyi ezinengxolo ephantsi, nabani na angakonwabela ukonwaba esidleleni. Yenza i-vibe yakho ivuleke nge-clit vibes, ingono ye-vibes, iiplagi zempundu ezothusayo, i-massager yeprostate, iindandatho ze-cock, ii-dildos, kunye ne-strap-ons.

Umgca wezantsi

Indlu epheleleyo kunye nobhubhane akufuneki ukukugcina ungafumani. Isikhundla esifanelekileyo, ingxolo yangasemva, kunye nobuqhetseba obuncinci buza kuhamba indlela ende xa ufuna ukuthatha inxaxheba kwisenzo sokutshixiza ngokukhazimlayo ngaphandle kokulumka.

U-Adrienne Santos-Longhurst ngumbhali ozimeleyo kunye nombhali obhale ngokubanzi kuzo zonke izinto zempilo kunye nendlela yokuphila ngaphezulu kweshumi leminyaka. Xa engakhange ahlanganiswe kwindawo yakhe yokubhala ephanda inqaku okanye evale udliwanondlebe neengcali zempilo, unokufunyanwa edlala ejikeleze idolophu yaselunxwemeni kunye nomyeni kunye nezinja kwi-tow okanye ngokutshiza malunga nechibi elizama ukulawula ibhodi yokuma.