Umntu othile uGuqule ifoto ka-Amy Schumer ukuba ajonge "u-Insta Ready" kwaye khange achukunyiswe

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Akukho mntu unokutyhola u-Amy Schumer ngokubeka phambili kwi-Instagram-ngokuchasene noko. Kutshanje, uye wathumela iividiyo zakhe egabha (ewe, ngesizathu). Ke xa wafumanisa ukuba umntu othile uthumele ifoto yakhe etshintshelwe ukujonga ngakumbi "I-Insta-ready", wababiza ukuba baphume. (Eyeleleneyo: U-Amy Schumer wothuswa ngabantu abangazityiyo iiCarbs)

I-akhawunti, @get_insta_ready (engasasebenziyo, i-BTW), ithumele ifoto ye-Schumer ecaleni kwenguqu ehleliweyo yesithombe, ebonakala ngathi ipapasha iinkonzo zokuhlela iifoto. Isikrini esithunyelwe ngu Ewe! ityhila ukuba umsebenzisi ufake umfanekiso "Njengento endiyenzileyo no-Amy Schumer? Ndiza kuyenzela nawe lonto," enee hashtag ezinje nge #slimface, #enlargeeyes, #contoured, kunye #noselift. U-Schumer uphawule ngeposi, ebonisa isiphumo sebhola ekhephu ezinokuthi ezo foto zangaphambili nasemva kokuba zibe nazo. Ubhale wathi ayilunganga inkcubeko yethu, ubhale watsho. "Ndiyathanda indlela endikhangeleka ngayo kwaye andifuni ukufana nekopi yekhabhoni yolu hlobo olulodwa lomfazi ovakalelwa kukuba yeyona ndlela yokujonga." (USchumer ayinguye yedwa umntu odumileyo obiza imifanekiso efotwe ngokugqithisileyo kwi-intanethi nakwiintengiso. UJameela Jamil uye wathetha phandle malunga nesi senzo esiyingozi kunye nokungathandi kwakhe ukuqinisekiswa kwabantu abadumileyo.)

Awunayo i-véjà vu. U-Schumer uphendule kwisiganeko esifanayo ekuqaleni kwalo nyaka xa umsebenzisi we-Instagram wathumela ifoto yakhe kwi-bikini ecaleni kwenguqulo efotwe ngumfanekiso. Ngelo xesha, ekuphenduleni kumagqabantshintshi omsebenzisi ukuba wayebonakala engcono kuhlobo oluhleliweyo, wabhala wathi, "Andivumelani. Ndiyayithanda indlela endibukeka ngayo. Ngumzimba wam lowo. Ndiyawuthanda umzimba wam ngokuba womelele kwaye usempilweni kwaye ubenomtsalane. Mna jonga ngathi ndinganga kakuhle okanye ndisele nawe. Omnye umfanekiso ubonakala umhle kodwa ayindim. Enkosi ngokwabelana ngeengcinga zakho ngokunjalo. Uyabona, sobabini silungile. "

Kukwakwisihlandlo sokuqala ukuba uSchumer abonakalise imigangatho yobuhle ephuculweyo yoluntu. Wangena Ndiziva Ndimhle, eyayenzelwe ukukhanyisa imigangatho, nokuba ukubulawa kwakhe kungangqinelani. Ngelixa wayekhuthaza ifilimu, wavula malunga nokuziva uxinzelelo ukuze lulingane nohlobo lomzimba waseHollywood. Ndiyile nto kuthiwa yiHollywood 'ityebile kakhulu,' utshilo U-Amy Schumer: Isikhumba esikhethekileyo. "Phambi kokuba ndenze nantoni na, umntu onje wandicacisela," Yazi nje, Amy, akukho xinzelelo, kodwa ukuba unobunzima obungaphezulu kweepawundi ezili-140, iyakwenzakalisa amehlo abantu, "uyakhumbula. "Kwaye ndandifana 'Kulungile.' Ndisandula ukuyithenga. Ndaba ngathi, 'Kulungile, ndimtsha edolophini. Ngoko ndehlile emzimbeni. Uye waphulukana nobunzima bendima ngaphambi kokuba awuxabise umzimba wakhe. (Xa wayebuza ubuze bakhe kwikhalenda kaPirelli ka-2016, wathi waziva emhle kakhulu kunangaphambili.)

Okwangoku, ukuziqhelanisa nokufota kunye ne-FaceTune-ing iifoto yindawo eqhelekileyo kangangokuba ibonakala ngathi yi-NBD, yiyo loo nto izimvo zikaSchumer zibaluleke kangako. Nantoni na ikulungele u-Insta ukuba ukulungele ukuyithumela.

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