Iingcinga ezili-13 kuphela onazo xa unomntwana osandul 'ukuzalwa

Umxholo

• “Ndifuna ukukhetha loo booger soooo imbi ... ”
• “Bekuya kuba kubi kangakanani, ngokwenene, ukutya le sub phezu kwentloko yosana lwam? Isaliti encinci ayimenzakalisi, akunjalo? ”
• "Kufuneka ndichame kabuhlungu, kodwa akukho ndlela yokubeka umngcipheko wokuhambisa olu sana ngoku."
• “Owu jonga, ihempe yam ayiqhotyoshelwanga phezulu - {textend} mhlawumbi ndingayiqhosha? Hayi ... ”
• “Ndisele nobisi olungakanani?”
• “Nceda sukuphosa indlala, nceda sukuphosa indle.”
• "CRAP - {textend} mdala kangakanani la bhotile ndimtyisile yona ??"
• "Mhlawumbi ukuba ndizenza ngathi ndilele, bazokumfumana ..."
• "Kutheni le nto ndivukayo ndimanzi te echibini lombilo wam obandayo (kwakhona) ?!"
• "Ndisisilwanyana - {textend} sesona silwanyana."
• “Ndingayilibala njani indlela emangalisayo ishawa eshushu ngayo?”
• "Kulungile, ukuba ndiyokulala ngoku, ndingafumana iyure ngaphambi kokuba avuke, emva koko uza kuphinda avuke ngo-1, aze emva koko abuye ngo-3, ke xa zizonke, ndingafumana iiyure ezi-4 ngokuhlwanje."
• “Angathini umntu omncinci kangaka ukubamba amandla angaka?”

Mhlawumbi kukudityaniswa kokudinwa kunye nephunga elitsha lomntwana? Nokuba yintoni, uyazi ukuba unzulu kwimisele yobuzali ngoku.

Kwiiveki ezisixhenxe ezidlulileyo, ndafumana umntwana.

Ndaba nomntwana emva kwesithuba seminyaka emi-5 sokuba neentsana, ngoko ke akukho mfuneko yokuba nditsho, kudala ndiphumile kumdlalo.

Sele iyiminyaka emi-5 yonke ndingakhange ndilale ubusuku bonke, iminyaka emi-5 okoko ndanamanabukeni amancinci endlwini yam, iminyaka emi-5 okoko ndakhumbula ukuba kunjani ukuzama ukutya ukutya ngesandla esinye kwaye umntu ekhala ngaphakathi indlebe yakho.

Kudala ke kum, kodwa kwangaxeshanye, ubomi nosana olusandul 'ukuzalwa bufana nokukhwela ibhayisekile - {textend} konke kubuya kungxamile.

Ngaphandle kweli xesha, kufuneka nditsho, kukho iindlela ezipholileyo zegiza kunye nee-gizmos ezijikeleze kunangexesha endakwenza oku okokuqala. Ngokuqinisekileyo ezinye zezinto andiziboni malunga nokuba ngumama kwakhona, kodwa kwangaxeshanye, zininzi kakhulu izinto ezingatshintshanga ngokucacileyo.

Ngapha koko, umzuzu wokuba ndibengumama wosana olusandul 'ukuzalwa kwakhona lixesha elinye endikukhumbuleyo zonke iingcinga oomama abasandul' ukuzalwa abanazo, ezinje ...

“Ndifuna ukukhetha loo booger soooo imbi ... ”

Mamela, andinakucacisa ncam ukuba kutheni ukufunxa i-booger enkulu yomntwana ngento encinci yesirinji kuyanelisa, kodwa kunjalo. Iphantse yangathi ndiva indlela yam yomoya ivula nayo, kwaye ndiyaphefumla. Ahhhhh...

“Bekuya kuba kubi kangakanani, ngokwenene, ukutya le sub phezu kwentloko yosana lwam? Isaliti encinci ayimenzakalisi, akunjalo? ”

Ukuba awukhethanga ukutya entlokweni yosana lwakho kwaye ngaphandle kwebra yakho, ngaba ukwangumama?

"Kufuneka ndichame kabuhlungu, kodwa akukho ndlela yokubeka umngcipheko wokuhambisa olu sana ngoku."

Ngaba wakha weva ngalo mboniso "Umntu ngokuchasene neWild?" Inguqulelo yokuba ngumzali ifana ne "Bladder vs. Baby" kwaye masithi, ekugqibeleni, akukho baphumeleleyo ngokwenyani kulo mdlalo.

“Owu jonga, ihempe yam ayiqhotyoshelwanga phezulu - {textend} mhlawumbi ndingayiqhosha? Hayi ... ”

Ukuba uncelisa okanye upompe, ngokunyanisekileyo, kulula nje ngaloo ndlela. Yintoni inqaku? Amantombazana kuya kufuneka aphume kwimizuzu embalwa kunjalo.

“Ndisele nobisi olungakanani?”

Ukuxhalaba ngokungacwangciswanga ukuba uza kuphelelwa lubisi lwebele ukuba uyampompa kuqhelekile xa uguqe ngamadolo kubomi obusandul 'ukuzalwa.

Kwakhona ubone: Ukuvula ifriji yakho amaxesha amaninzi ngemini ukuze ujonge ubisi lwebele lwakho, ewe, akukho sizathu sokwenyani.

“Nceda sukuphosa indlala, nceda sukuphosa indle.”

Akukho mvakalelo inkulu yokubandezeleka kunokuva isandi esoyikisayo sokuzalwa komntwana wakho osandul 'ukuzalwa ekugcwaliseni i-diaper yabo ngalo mzuzu kanye emva kokuba ubalalisile. Ncwina.

"CRAP - {textend} mdala kangakanani la bhotile ndimtyisile yona ??"

Ndiyathetha, aza njani la manani angazichaphazeliyo? Ukuba ibhotile iqhubeka kakubi emva kweyure, kwenzeka ntoni emva kweyure kunye nemizuzu eli-10? Kuthekani malunga neyure kunye nemizuzu engama-20? Ugh, ndiyathemba ukuba akazukugula, ndingumama owoyikekayo!

"Mhlawumbi ukuba ndizenza ngathi ndilele, bazokumfumana ..."

Owu, wayekhala? Khange ndimve ... (qaphela uhleko lwangaphakathi lwangaphakathi)

"Kutheni le nto ndivukayo ndimanzi te echibini lombilo wam obandayo (kwakhona) ?!"

IiHormone zinendlela emnandi yokwenza uzive ngathi ujike wangoyena mntu ulizothe uphila.

"Ndisisilwanyana - {textend} sesona silwanyana."

Lo mzuzu uzibamba ngawo ngokungenalusini uphefumlela emlonyeni ukutya okufana necikilishe engakhange uthathe ixesha lokwenza isitya ngulo mzuzu nawe uyeke ukukhathalela- {textend} kuba indlala yasemva kokubeleka iyinyani, zihlobo zam.

“Ndingayilibala njani indlela emangalisayo ishawa eshushu ngayo?”

Ngokukrakra - {textend} ude ube nosana, awusoze uyixabise ngokwenene indlela ezimangalisa ngayo izinto ezincinci ebomini.

Njengokwenene, ishawa eshushu engenakuphazanyiswa. Ithuba lokucheba imilenze yakho (Zombini! Hayi enye nje!). Ikomityi yekofu epheleleyo, ecekethekileyo ongayisela endaweni enye. Ezi zinto zinjalo, ziyamangalisa.

Owu, kwaye uhlala phantsi - {textend} oh nkosi yam - {textend} ubunewunewu bokuhlala phantsi. Ndakhe ndazivumela njani ukuba ndizithathe kancinci ezo zinto zintle ngaphambili?

"Kulungile, ukuba ndiyokulala ngoku, ndingafumana iyure ngaphambi kokuba avuke, emva koko uza kuphinda avuke ngo-1, aze emva koko abuye ngo-3, ke xa zizonke, ndingafumana iiyure ezi-4 ngokuhlwanje."

Izibalo zokulala ezisandul 'ukuzalwa zinzima. Kwaye uxinzelelo olukhulu xa ulibala lonke.

“Angathini umntu omncinci kangaka ukubamba amandla angaka?”

Ndiyathetha, nyani - {textend} yinto entle ukuba iintsana zintle, ngaba ndilungile?

U-Chaunie Brusie ngumongikazi osebenza kunye nonikezelo kwaye wajika waba ngumbhali kunye nomama osandula ukubhalwa. Ubhala ngayo yonke into ukusuka kwezemali ukuya kwezempilo ukuba uphile njani ngezo ntsuku zokuqala zobuzali xa konke onokukwenza kukucinga ngako konke ukulala ukufumana. Mlandele apha.