Iingcaphuno ezikhuthazayo ezivela kwi-Star Wars zokukunceda utyumze iinjongo zakho zokomelela

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Ngezavenge zamva nje ze Idabi leenkwenkwezi I-franchise eza kwiithiyetha kumnyele ongekho kude kangako, kude nge-18 kaDisemba, sijonge emva kwizifundo esizifundileyo kwi-Jedi masters-kwaye zininzi.

1. Ngaba. Okanye musa. Akukho kuzama. U-Yoda ulumkile ngento encinci, eluhlaza. Ukuzama ukunyuka ubunzima xa ukuphakamisa akuyi kukwenza womelele. Ingcebiso elungileyo-nokuba ivela eNike okanye kuYoda-iyafana: Yenze nje.

2. Akukho nto ifana nethamsanqa. UObi-Wan Kenobi uthethe kakuhle. Ngethamsanqa akuyi kukutyhala ngeseti enye okanye imayile enye. Ukusebenza nzima kunye nokuzimisela kwakho kuya kukukhokelela entanjeni.

3. Akunakwenzeka ukuba ubone, ikamva linjalo. Ukuba besinokuqikelela kwindlela yokuphila kaYoda besicinga ukuba baya kubandakanya ukutya i-kale yakhe, ukwenza i-yoga, kunye nokulala ngokwaneleyo ukuze azilungiselele impilo elungileyo kwixa elizayo.

4. Umvale umlomo okanye umvale. Sicinga ukuba uHan Solo wayebhekisa kwiidunks kwindawo yokuzivocavoca eyakubetha embindini weseti.

5.Ukugxila kwakho kuqinisekisa ubunyani bakho. U-Anakin Skywalker wanikwa le ngcebiso ngexesha loqeqesho lokuba yiJedi, natch. Sebenzisa amagama aphuma kwintetho yakhe ye-pep ukukutyhala kwakhona.

6. Hlala kwithagethi. Yiya kwigolide. Gcina iliso lakho emvuzweni. Chaza njengokuba amanye amazwi esitsho, bayakunyanzela ukuba ugxile kwinto osebenzela kuyo.

7. Ndimele ndikhumbule ikamva ... Kodwa kungekhona ngeendleko zomzuzu.Idabi leenkwenkwezi thetha ngamanye amaxesha kufuneka uziphathe ngokwakho.

8. Ubungakanani abubalulekanga. Ukubuya kuphela okudingayo xa umntu ekuxelela ukuba amantombazana akufuneki aphakame kakhulu. Enkosi, Yoda.

9 Ndibetheni, yaye ndiya kuba namandla ngakumbi kunokuba ninokucinga. Ngelixa ungenazo ii-sabers ezikhanyayo okanye iipali zetrektara onazo (bummer), kuya kufuneka usisebenzise eli cebiso xa u-Obi Wan Kenobi ejongene nomfundi wakhe wangaphambili, uDarth Vader. Unokufunda okuninzi ukusilela kwakho njengempumelelo yakho; ukoyiswa kuya kukwenza imbaleki engcono kwixesha elizayo.

10. Uloyiko yindlela eya kwicala elimnyama. Ukuba ujonge ukwenza ezo #bootygainz, kuya kufuneka unyuke uye kwi-squat rack. Ukoyika uqeqesho olutsha akuyi kuyenza lula. Yiyo yonke into awayeyithetha uYoda ... akunjalo?

11. Kuhlala kukho enkuluintlanzi yeger. Okanye ubunzima obunzima, okanye ukuhamba ixesha elide, okanye inversion enzima. U-Qui-Gon Jinn uthethe kakuhle.

12. Ungaze undixelele iingxaki. Ngelixa ungathathi indawo ye-asteroid force kwi-3,720 ukuya kwi-1 odds njenge-Han Solo, akufanele uvumele nabani na ukuba akuxelele ukuba awukwazi ukufikelela kwiinjongo zakho. Ngenxa yokuba zinzima azenzi ukuba iinjongo zakho zingenzeki.

13. Ndikufumanisa kuphazamisa ukungabikho kokholo lwakho. UDarth Vader uthe kulungile: Abathiyayo baya kuthiya. Awudingi olo hlobo lokungakhathali ebomini bakho.

14. Wanga uMkhosi angaba nawe. I Idabi leenkwenkwezi Iimuvi zonke zizungeze 'amandla', umgangatho ekuyo yonke into okhuthaza abalinganiswa. Nokuba 'amandla akho' sisiqingatha se-marathon PR, ukuphakamisa ubunzima obunzima, okanye ukuphulukana neepawundi ezili-10, yisebenzise ukuqhuba ngexesha lonke lokuzilolonga.

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