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1. Andiqondi ukuba ndingayenza le nto. Kulungile, mhlawumbi ndingakwazi. Hayi, ngokuqinisekileyo akunakubakho. Oh, kodwa ndiza. Maninzi amathuba okuzithandabuza kuhambo oludibanisa iiyure ezimbini nangaphezulu. Kwaye xa ucinga ukuba yonke into ilungile, ngokuqinisekileyo unelinye ithuba lokuzithandabuza, kwiikhilomitha ezintlanu kamva.

2. Uluhlu lokudlalwayo, uluhlu lokudlala, kutheni undishiyile? Usenokuba uchithe usuku lonke (okanye ezimbini) ukuguqula iiyure zakho ezintathu zeengoma ezikhuthazayo, kodwa ngandlela thile ukubetha-ukuwisa, umculo wokumpompa ekugqibeleni kukwenza ukuba ufuna ukuphosa i-iPhone yakho ecaleni kwendlela.

3. Ukuba ndiqala ngoku ukubaleka, ndingafikelela ngexesha lokusebenza? Uphose umgama omde obucwangciswe kwisicwangciso sakho soqeqesho lomdyarho. Ngoku kuthweni? Yiminxe ngaphambi kokusebenza? Ewe, okoko nje uvuka ngo-3 kusasa, akukho ngxaki.

4. Ukuba ndibaleka ngokukhawuleza, oku kuyakugqitha msinyane ... kodwa ukubaleka ngokukhawuleza akuyi kwenzeka. Olo luvo luthandekayo xa uqaphela ixesha olichitha ukophula ipavumente konke kuxhomekeke kwindlela ozihambisa ngokukhawuleza ngayo iinyawo zakho ezincinci, ezilandelwa yimvakalelo ebuhlungu yokuba ukuba uyakhawulezisa unokujongana-nokutyala kumanqanaba amahlanu alandelayo.

5. Hayi wethu. Izinqe zam. Isinqe sam. Yonke iponti kwipavumente ikwenza uzive ngathi isokisi yakho yenyonga inokuza ingasikiswanga.

6. Ndiphezulu. Ekubalekeni. Le mbaleki imbaleki? Owu, uhamba ngesikhephe kuloo mvakalelo ukusuka kwiimayile ezintlanu ukuya malunga ne-10.

7. Imayile 10! Kuphakathi apho!

8. Kwakutheni ukuze ndibhalisele lo mdyarho weembaleki kwakhona? Ngokunyanisekileyo, akukho mntu ufanele ukubaleka oku. Ayiyomfuneko kangako. Oku bekufanele ukuba kukuzithemba, amava okuzithanda, kwaye yeyona nto iphambili kwindlela oziva ngayo ngemayile ye-14.

9. Kude kube nini ukususela ekubeni ndithathe iikhalori? Ah, ixesha elininzi kakhulu, uyaqonda. Gummies, uphi na?

10. Owu, jonga, sihlobo sam esibalekayo! Usandula ukudlula imayile esithoba kwaye umhlobo wakho omangalisayo ubonakalisile ngokuthembekileyo ukukunceda uhlale womelele kwiimayile ezintlanu ezilandelayo.

11. IBHA YEJUICE. Ngaba kukukopela ukuba ndivele ndingene ngokukhawuleza? Kungakhathaliseki ukuba uzixelele kangakanani ukuba uyayithanda i-Gatorade, awufuni, kwaye ijusi yakho eluhlaza ibukeka imnandi ngokwenene ngoku.

12. Idolo lasekhohlo, sukundishiya ngoku! Uqalile nje ukuqhuba ithambeka elincinci elisezantsi, kodwa olo hlengahlengiso lincinci lwenza nayiphi na ingxaki encinci yedolo ngasemva kwentloko yalo embi.

13. Ow, intamo yam. Mhle kakhulu yonke imisipha kunye nethambo emzimbeni wakho liqalile ukulimaza ngemayile ye-17.

14. Ndisenazo izitshixo zam? Uloyiko olukhulu lonyuka ngawe njengoko uqaphela ukuba awunakho ukulandela umkhondo wamanyathelo akho ngaphezulu kweekhilomitha ezingama-20 ukufumana nantoni na osenokuba uyilahlile. Ukufikelela macala onke ukuba uzive kwipakethe yakho ebalekileyo, uyancwina ngesiqabu-yep, usekhona.

15. Ugh, ifowuni yam ifile. Nokuba ungazama kangakanani ukuyihlawulisa ngokupheleleyo kwangaphambili, akukho ndlela iya kuhlala igcwele.

16. Chaaaaffffingggggggg. Yhu! Ezo zifutshane aziyi kusebenza ngomhla wemarathon. Indlela eninzi kakhulu yokuxabana eyenzekayo phakathi kwale milenze, kwaye ayisiyiyo elungileyo.

17. Ezi zihlangu zithunyelwe nguThixo. Ngokukhawuleza uyabulela ukuba iinyawo zakho zilinganiselwe isihlangu esisebenzayo. Uziva ngathi ungabaleka emanzini kuzo.

18. Ngokwenene, ngokwenene, kufuneka ndichame. Enye yezona mvakalelo zingamkelekanga emva kokuba uphendule ngokuziphendulela kukuba ufuna kakhulu ukuthatha indawo yokumisa. Kodwa unamandla. Uphantse walapho.

19. Awunako. Yeka. Ukubaleka. Kanye xa usondela esiphelweni sokubaleka kwakho, ucinga ukuba isiqabu siza kuza. Kodwa ke uyaqonda ukuba intlungu iqala nini. Ke uyaqhubeka nokuqhubeka 'kwaye uzinciphise kancinci uyeke kancinci.

20. Hayi wethu. Ndiyenzile. Ndibaleke iimayile ezingama-20. Ndingenza nantoni na. Esemthethweni. Wena litye.

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