Izinto ezingama-29 kuphela umntu oneNgoxinzelelo yoxinzelelo oluya kuqonda
Umbhali:
Eugene Taylor
Umhla Wokudalwa:
13 Eyethupha 2021
Hlaziya Umhla:
1 Eyekhala 2025
Umxholo
- 1. Udiniwe kukuva abantu besithi, "Khawuleza uphume!" okanye "Zidibanise kunye!"
- 2. Awunawo umkhuhlane, ke ukulala imini yonke akwenzi nto ibe ngcono.
- 3. Ukuba kukho umntu omaziyo oye kwi-funk xa abantwana bakhe beshiya indlwane, ubakhupha bayokubhiyozela kwaye uchaze ukuba bayaphoswa ngumba!
- 4. Ubomi buhlala butshintsha, ke nawe kufuneka utshintshe. Yidla isidlo sakusasa isidlo sangokuhlwa.
- 5. Ufunda ukungafumbi kwimilinganiselo engakumbi yokuncinca. Ziyasinda kakhulu.
- 6. Ukuba umntu ukuxelela ukuba ubonane nogqirha, uyakwenza oko. Bakho ukukunceda kule nto.
- 7. Uziqhelanisa nokucinga okuhle kwaye wenze ubuso obungacacanga esipilini. Kuba akukho mntu uya kukubona.
- 8. Uthatha amayeza akho ubanike ithuba lokukhaba. Uzama ukuba ube sisigulana esinyamezelayo.
- 9. Ujoyina iqela lenkxaso.
- 10. Uya kwikhaya elingenakhaya okanye kwisibhedlele sabantwana unike umntu ithemba.
- 11. Ufudukele kwidolophu entsha, awazi mntu okwangoku. Ke uyavolontiya.
- 12. Ufumana injana.
- 13. Okanye intshontsho.
- 14. Uthatha iiklasi zobugcisa kwaye uxhome imifanekiso yakho efrijini.
- 15. U-Abe Lincoln kunye noWinston Churchill nabo banengxaki yokudakumba, kwaye benze konke.
- 16. Ayinguwe wedwa oziva uluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, hayi ngefoto ende. AWUKHO wedwa.
- 17. Ujoyina ijim okanye uthathe umdaniso. Uya kulunga kwaye ukuzithemba kwakho kuya kunyuka. Cha cha cha!
- 18.Manenekazi, niyazidibanisa iinwele kwaye nifaka ilipstick. (Ewe, mama.)
- 19. Gents, uvuka ebhedini uze utshebe. (Ewe sithandwa.)
- 20. Ukuba unoncumo oluhle, uyalusebenzisa. Akukho mntu unokumelana noncumo lobuhlobo. Iyakwenza usuku lomntu.
- 21. Ukuba uhlala ufinge iintshiya rhoqo, awusabelani ngalo nehlabathi. Ihlabathi liza kujonga kwelinye icala.
- 22. Uzama ukuhlala nabantu abakhupha ubumnandi. Kuyosulela.
- 23. Ufunda iincwadi ezihlekisayo, ubukele iitcom zakudala kumabonwakude, kwaye uhleke kakhulu!
- 24. Ucinga ngento emnandi okhe wafuna ukuyenza, emva koko uyenze.
- 25. Uyalikhumbula ixesha ebomini bakho owawonwabile ngokwenene, emva koko “ulityelele” kanye ngelo xesha. Kukho into ebuyisayo malunga nokukhumbula imemori emnandi.
- Ubhaka into oyithandayo kwaye wabelane ngayo nommelwane wakho.
- 27. Ufumana umsebenzi. Nokuba lixesha lesithuba.
- 28. Uya kwibala lokudlala kwaye ujikeleze kangangoko unako, wamkele umntwana wakho wangaphakathi.
- 29. Uzama ukuthatha umzuzu ngamnye, usuku ngalunye njengoko luza.
1. Udiniwe kukuva abantu besithi, "Khawuleza uphume!" okanye "Zidibanise kunye!"
2. Awunawo umkhuhlane, ke ukulala imini yonke akwenzi nto ibe ngcono.
3. Ukuba kukho umntu omaziyo oye kwi-funk xa abantwana bakhe beshiya indlwane, ubakhupha bayokubhiyozela kwaye uchaze ukuba bayaphoswa ngumba!
4. Ubomi buhlala butshintsha, ke nawe kufuneka utshintshe. Yidla isidlo sakusasa isidlo sangokuhlwa.
5. Ufunda ukungafumbi kwimilinganiselo engakumbi yokuncinca. Ziyasinda kakhulu.
6. Ukuba umntu ukuxelela ukuba ubonane nogqirha, uyakwenza oko. Bakho ukukunceda kule nto.
7. Uziqhelanisa nokucinga okuhle kwaye wenze ubuso obungacacanga esipilini. Kuba akukho mntu uya kukubona.
8. Uthatha amayeza akho ubanike ithuba lokukhaba. Uzama ukuba ube sisigulana esinyamezelayo.
9. Ujoyina iqela lenkxaso.
10. Uya kwikhaya elingenakhaya okanye kwisibhedlele sabantwana unike umntu ithemba.
11. Ufudukele kwidolophu entsha, awazi mntu okwangoku. Ke uyavolontiya.
12. Ufumana injana.
13. Okanye intshontsho.
14. Uthatha iiklasi zobugcisa kwaye uxhome imifanekiso yakho efrijini.
15. U-Abe Lincoln kunye noWinston Churchill nabo banengxaki yokudakumba, kwaye benze konke.
16. Ayinguwe wedwa oziva uluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, hayi ngefoto ende. AWUKHO wedwa.
17. Ujoyina ijim okanye uthathe umdaniso. Uya kulunga kwaye ukuzithemba kwakho kuya kunyuka. Cha cha cha!
18.Manenekazi, niyazidibanisa iinwele kwaye nifaka ilipstick. (Ewe, mama.)
19. Gents, uvuka ebhedini uze utshebe. (Ewe sithandwa.)
20. Ukuba unoncumo oluhle, uyalusebenzisa. Akukho mntu unokumelana noncumo lobuhlobo. Iyakwenza usuku lomntu.
21. Ukuba uhlala ufinge iintshiya rhoqo, awusabelani ngalo nehlabathi. Ihlabathi liza kujonga kwelinye icala.
22. Uzama ukuhlala nabantu abakhupha ubumnandi. Kuyosulela.
23. Ufunda iincwadi ezihlekisayo, ubukele iitcom zakudala kumabonwakude, kwaye uhleke kakhulu!
24. Ucinga ngento emnandi okhe wafuna ukuyenza, emva koko uyenze.
25. Uyalikhumbula ixesha ebomini bakho owawonwabile ngokwenene, emva koko “ulityelele” kanye ngelo xesha. Kukho into ebuyisayo malunga nokukhumbula imemori emnandi.
Ubhaka into oyithandayo kwaye wabelane ngayo nommelwane wakho.
27. Ufumana umsebenzi. Nokuba lixesha lesithuba.
28. Uya kwibala lokudlala kwaye ujikeleze kangangoko unako, wamkele umntwana wakho wangaphakathi.
29. Uzama ukuthatha umzuzu ngamnye, usuku ngalunye njengoko luza.
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