Abantu abadumileyo Bahlawula Ukuze Balunywe—Kakhulu
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Nokuba zi-vampire facials okanye zibethelwa ziinyosi, akukho lonyango lubuhle kakhulu (okanye lubiza kakhulu) kuluhlu lwe-A. Okwangoku, olu phuhliso lutsha lwalusikhubekisile: I-Celebs ngoku ihlawula ukuze ifumane ukulunywa. Ngokwenene. (Bona: I-10 yeWacky yeCeleb yoNyango Sifuna ukuZama.)
Masseuse owaziwayo uDorothy Stein, aka "uGqirha Dot" uhlawulisa abathengi bakhe abaphezulu phakathi kwe- $ 150 kunye ne-250 yeedola ngeyure kunyango lokunyanga olunzulu, olunokubandakanya ukulunywa ukuba bayathanda, Ibhodi yezaziso iingxelo. Ngelixa unyango lungeyonto intsha (uStein ebeluma iinkwenkwezi zerwala ukusukela ngeminyaka yee-1980 kwaye uye watshona amazinyo kuye wonke umntu ovela kwiRolling Stones ukuya kwabaBulekileyo Abafileyo), kuvela ezinye iinkwenkwezi zepop zangoku (funda: Katy Perry kunye Kanye Kanye ) nazo zingabalandeli.
Siyazi ukuba ucinga ntoni: NGOBA? Ewe, ukuluma kuye kwathiwa kunceda ukukhuthaza ukujikeleza ngendlela efanayo yokwenza ikomityi, uStein uxelela iBillboard. Nangona kunjalo, ngokungafaniyo nendlela yesiTshayina yokupheka, esebenzisa iikomityi zeglasi ezifudumeleyo ukufunxa ulusu kunye nokukhuthaza ukuhamba kwegazi, ukuluma kunokubonakala okucacileyo (kunye nokubi).
"I-massage enzulu unako uncede ukhulule izihlunu eziqinileyo kwaye unganceda ukuphucula ukujikeleza kolusu, "utshilo uJoshua Zeichner, M.D., unjingalwazi oncedisayo kwezolusu kwiSibhedlele iMount Sinai." Kodwa andikukhuthazi, phantsi kwayo nayiphi na imeko, ukulunywa ngomnye umntu. Ukulunywa ngabantu kungadlulisela izifo ezosulelayo, ngakumbi ukuba kukho ikhefu eluswini. "
Ngoko ke unayo. Ukuba ubucinga ngokufuna unyango, mhlawumbi ungalufuni. (Siza kubambelela ekusebenzeni kwe-mill-deep-massage massage, enkosi kakhulu!)