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Umxholo

• 1. Mna: U-Chuck E. Cheese akavulekanga, sithandwa.
  Ntombi: kengoku kutheni kukho iimoto kwiqashiso?
  Me: Iirobhothi mhlawumbi zinokuziqhelanisa nebhendi.
• 2. Leya ilekese ibolile, ngaphandle kwento oyibonileyo ndiyitya.
• 3. I "elf goblins" zibukele. Kodwa, ngaba ngokwenene? Kuba ngoku Ndingu Ndiyoyika.
• 4. Iintaba ziphakamileyo kuba zizama ukuba kude nesandi sabantwana ababi kwisitulo esingasemva.
• 5. Ukuba uchukumisa izinto ezishelfini kwivenkile ethengisa ukutya, iintsholongwane ziyakuluma kwaye zitye izakha mzimba zakho.
• 6. Nxiba nantoni na oyifunayo ecaweni. Akukho mntu uza kukugweba!
• 7. Akukho nto elwandle iya kukwenzakalisa.
• 8. Nikhulile ngoku!
• 9. Abantwana abangahlambi banikwa amagqwirha njengentlawulo yokugxothwa kwabo ekuhlaleni.
• 10. Bakhetha ezona robhothi zingcono zeChuck E. Cheese ze babumba uMkhombandlela omnye.
• 11. Akukho venkile ibizwa ngokuba yiJustice. Ucinga ngenkundla. Kwaye, asinakuya apho.
• 12. IPhoni Lam elincinci lihlelo eliyingozi kakhulu.
• 13. * Ukutsala uMcDonald's drive-thru * Le yinto yexesha elinye, bantwana!
• 14. Ngelinye ixesha andizange ndiwenze umsebenzi wam wasekhaya, kwaye utitshala wandenza umculo womntu omnye we "Annie Get Your Gun" phambi kwesikolo sonke.
• 15. Imidaniso yesikolo imnandi kakhulu, kwaye ayonakalisi kwaphela ukuthandwa kwakho.
• 16. Asivumelekanga ukuba siye eholideyini kwiminyaka engaqhelekanga.
• 17. Bawutshintsha loo mthetho weholide ukuya kwiminyaka ... andikhathali nokuba umhlobo wakho uphi!
• 18. Ibhendi yam phantse ndiyenzile.
• 19. Iinjana zasimahla zibiza kakhulu kuthi.
• 20. UDora wagxothwa ngenxa yokuba wayengumhloli wamazwe owoyikekayo. Ndiyazi, nam ndothukile.
• 21. Amaphupha yenza Veza inyaniso!

1. Mna: U-Chuck E. Cheese akavulekanga, sithandwa.
Ntombi: kengoku kutheni kukho iimoto kwiqashiso?
Me: Iirobhothi mhlawumbi zinokuziqhelanisa nebhendi.

2. Leya ilekese ibolile, ngaphandle kwento oyibonileyo ndiyitya.

3. I "elf goblins" zibukele. Kodwa, ngaba ngokwenene? Kuba ngoku Ndingu Ndiyoyika.

4. Iintaba ziphakamileyo kuba zizama ukuba kude nesandi sabantwana ababi kwisitulo esingasemva.

5. Ukuba uchukumisa izinto ezishelfini kwivenkile ethengisa ukutya, iintsholongwane ziyakuluma kwaye zitye izakha mzimba zakho.

6. Nxiba nantoni na oyifunayo ecaweni. Akukho mntu uza kukugweba!

7. Akukho nto elwandle iya kukwenzakalisa.

8. Nikhulile ngoku!

9. Abantwana abangahlambi banikwa amagqwirha njengentlawulo yokugxothwa kwabo ekuhlaleni.

10. Bakhetha ezona robhothi zingcono zeChuck E. Cheese ze babumba uMkhombandlela omnye.

11. Akukho venkile ibizwa ngokuba yiJustice. Ucinga ngenkundla. Kwaye, asinakuya apho.

12. IPhoni Lam elincinci lihlelo eliyingozi kakhulu.

13. * Ukutsala uMcDonald's drive-thru * Le yinto yexesha elinye, bantwana!

14. Ngelinye ixesha andizange ndiwenze umsebenzi wam wasekhaya, kwaye utitshala wandenza umculo womntu omnye we "Annie Get Your Gun" phambi kwesikolo sonke.

15. Imidaniso yesikolo imnandi kakhulu, kwaye ayonakalisi kwaphela ukuthandwa kwakho.

16. Asivumelekanga ukuba siye eholideyini kwiminyaka engaqhelekanga.

17. Bawutshintsha loo mthetho weholide ukuya kwiminyaka ... andikhathali nokuba umhlobo wakho uphi!

18. Ibhendi yam phantse ndiyenzile.

19. Iinjana zasimahla zibiza kakhulu kuthi.

20. UDora wagxothwa ngenxa yokuba wayengumhloli wamazwe owoyikekayo. Ndiyazi, nam ndothukile.

21. Amaphupha yenza Veza inyaniso!

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