Izinto ezili-13 onokuthi uziqonde kuphela ukuba ungumntu olambileyo

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1. Isizathu esinye sokuba uvuke ebhedini kusasa? Ukutya.

Abo bantu bathi "ndilibele ukutya isidlo sakusasa" banjengolunye uhlobo kuwe.

2. Kwaye ke ukuphumla kosuku lwakho kubandakanya ukubala imizuzu de utye kwakhona.

Lixesha lokutya kwakhona? (PS Esi sesona sizathu sokuba uhlale ulambile emva kwesidlo sakusasa.)

3. Wala ukukhetha ukutya okuthandayo.

Ubukhulu becala kuba ubathanda bonke kwaye nangenxa yokuba awufuni ukudlala iintandokazi.

4. Ugcina amashwamshwam kuwe ngalo lonke ixesha.

Awusoze wazi ukuba i-hanger iza kubetha nini. Kodwa, hayi, ayizokwabelana.

5. Kuba, ngokwenene, akukho mntu uyayiqonda inqanaba lakho le-hanger.

Umhlaba ungaphela. Walumkiswa. (Ubuncinci izifundo zibonisa abantu abalambileyo benza izigqibo zobomi obungcono.)

6. Ukuba umntu ucela ukutya kwakho? HLEKA KAKHULU.

Kwaye ukuba wabelana nabo ngokuzithandela, oko kuthetha ukuba uthanda kakhulu kunobomi ngokwabo. Bafanele bazigqale bekwinqanaba eliphezulu labo bonke obaziyo.

7. Kanti uthixo akavumi ukuba umntu akubambe ukutya engakucelanga....

Musa. Nkqu. Cinga. Ngayo.

8. Ngokukhawuleza xa umntu ethetha amashwamshwam okanye isidlo sasemini okanye isidlo sangokuhlwa okanye idizethi, ungowokuqala ebhodini.

Ngaba sitye nje imizuzu embalwa edlulileyo? Oh Kulungile! Ndafumana igumbi esiswini sam! (Kulungile, kodwa ngaba ngokwenene, ulambile ngokwenene? ​​Zibuze Le mibuzo mi-5.)

9. Kwaye, eneneni, ekuphela kwezicwangciso ozenzayo nabantu zibandakanya ukutya kohlobo oluthile.

Ingaba uthetha ukuthini nje iziselo?

10. Umbono wokwala ukutya okanye othi "Andilambanga" awuyazi kwaphela.

Kuthetha ukuthini oko?!?!

11. Ukuhlala ezindlwini zabanye abantu kuku embi kakhulu.

Kuya kufuneka ube nembeko kwaye ungatyi yonke into ekhitshini labo kodwa wena ngokwenene, ndifuna ngokwenene.

12. Xa usenzela isigebenga ukutya abantu bakubuze ukuba usibeke phi, uvele unyuse amagxa.

Mhlawumbi yenza ihlaya malunga nokunqwenela ukuba liye kwiibhobhothi zakho. Kodwa eneneni, ukhathazeka kancinci malunga nento yokuba unokulingana ngokwaneleyo esiswini sakho. (Nalu ulwazi malunga nokuba ezo zinto zinkulu zibi kakhulu kuwe.)

13. Kwaye mhlawumbi ubambe uhlobo oluthile lokutya ngexesha elithile ngelixa ufunda eli nqaku.

Akukho ntloni.

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