Iingcinga ezili-13 onazo xa usebenzisa idesika emileyo
Umxholo
Iidesika ezimileyo ziye zaba yinto eqhelekileyo kwiiofisi ezininzi (kubandakanya Ubume Ikomkhulu), kodwa ukutshintsha ukusuka ekuhlalweni kwakho imini yonke ukuya kwiinyawo zakho kulula kunokwenza. Ukuba uthatha isigqibo sokutshintsha, ngokuqinisekileyo uza kubetha phezulu kwaye unciphise usuku lwakho lokuqala-emva kweeyure ezimbalwa, usenokuqala nokuthandabuza umkhwa wakho omtsha osempilweni. (Ukuba indawo yakho yokusebenzela ayinikezeli iidesika zokuma, ungakhathazeki: kusenokwenzeka ukuba unciphise umzimba uhleli kwidesika yakho.)
1. Oku kuhle! Ndiziva ndide kakhulu kwaye ndinomzimba omkhulu!
2. Ingathi ndiyaqala ukuba nemilenze!
3. Wow, kunzima ngokwenene ukuba ungajongani namehlo ngokungathandekiyo kuye wonke umntu odlulayo.
4. Akwaba abantu bebengazukungena bahlale phantsi.
5. Ngaba ukutshintshana kokuma nokuhlala kubalwa njenge squats? (Impazamo ... mhlawumbi akunjalo. Kodwa nazi iindlela ezili-10 zobuqili zokuLolonga ukuzilolonga kuMhla wakho.)
6. Kutheni ikofu yam ikude kangaka?
7. Ezi zithende zibuhlungu ngokwenene. Ixesha lokutshintshela kwiiflethi!
8. Oku ngokuqinisekileyo kundenza ndichame ngakumbi.
9. Kutheni le nto ingabalwa kumsebenzi wam weFitbit? Ndifanele uzuko!
10. Esi sihlalo sisendleleni yam ...
11. Iinyawo zam ZIYAKHALA! (Mhlawumbi ufuna iperi yezi zihlangu zintle zilungele iinyawo zakho?)
12. Imilenze yam ifana nejeli!
13. Yiyo leyo. Ndihleli.
Yonke imifanekiso ngeGiphy.