I-15 Yonke-iMizabalazo yokwenene yokufumana isiyobisi seKofi

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1. Ikofu yeyonakuphelaisizathu sokuba uvuke ebhedini. Nanini na.

Ibhedi yi-bae, kodwa ikofu yi-VIP bae.

2. Olo loyikiso olukhawulezileyo when uvuka useholideyini okanye ukwindlu yomnye umntu kwayeawuyazi ukuba uyokuyilungisa phi icaffeine.

Kwaye ukuba bathetha la mazwi, "andiseli kofu," ungasinda kwaye ufe.

3. Awunakuthemba nantoni na ephuma emlonyeni wakho de ube nendebe yakho yokuqala.

Iimpawu zasekuseni zangaphambi kwekofu: isigwebo esonakele kakhulu, izivakalisi ezityhafisiweyo, ukungabikho kolungelelwaniso, njl.

4. Awuqinisekanga ukuba kufuneka uzingce okanye ube neentloni malunga nokuba usela kangakanani ngosuku.

Abathiyileyo banokugweba. Banomona nje nge-buzz yakho.

5. Xa ubona abantu abakumabonwakude okanye kwiimuvi besela ikomityi, uyirhalela ngoko nangoko.

Ukufunxa amathe ikofu yinto yokwenene.

6. Uyazi kakuhle indlela othanda ngayo-nto leyo ethetha ukuba ukuzama zonke iziselo ezitsha zodidi eStarbucks ayisiyonto yakho.

Mna funa ukuthanda loo latte intsha yobusi, kodwa umlomo wam ufuna kuphela utywala obukrakra, obumnyama. (I-Starbucks emojis, nangona kunjalo? Ndiza kusebenzisa konke kwezo.)

7. Abanye abantu baziphathela isidlo sasemini okanye ukwenza iinzipho zabo-uchitha yonke intlama yakho eyongezelelweyo kutywala obubandayo.

#worthit (BTW, unokwenza ngokulula i-DIY brew brew.)

8. Usoloko ulala ngenxa yekhofi ngenxa yokuba ngekhe uyeke ukusela emva kwemini.

Ixesha lekofu kufuneka libe lixesha lonke! Andifuni ukuzikhawulela!

9. Izithulukubonakala nje njengesiqhulo esibuhlungu, esikhohlakeleyo. ULOLOLOL.

Kufana nokuya kufumana ibhega kwaye utye i-bun kuphela.

10. Awukhohlakali ukuba iluhlobo luni lwekofu-xa uyifuna, wena.isidingoyona.

Ikofu yesitalato, iStarbucks, iDunkin', iMcDonald's, ilungile.

11. Nokuba ubaleka kade kakhulu, ikofu yeyona nto iphambili kuwe.

Ikofu sesona sidlo sibalulekileyo sosuku.

12. Ke, ngokwendalo, unawo amabala ekofu, njengayo yonke into.

Ukuhamba nokusela sisakhono ekungekho mntu uya kuze akwazi ukusilawula.

13. Kwaye wenare rhoqo ukukhangela igumbi lokuhlambela.

Kuba akukho nto ikwenza ukuba uchame njengokuhlisa i-ice latte enkulu.

14. Unqwenela i-buzz obuqhele ukuyifumana xa wawuqalaukuyisela.

Ngoku, ufana nesidala, isiyobisi esigezwayo esidinga imbiza iphela ukukhaba. (PS Nantsi inyani malunga nomzimba wakho wokungahoyi i-caffeine.)

15. Njalo emva kwexesha, udlala ngengcamango yokubeka ijoe egameni lempilo yakho okanye into ...

Emva koko uhleka nje kuba yintoni ubomi ngaphandle kwekhofi? (Kananjalo inokukunceda ekuqobeni ukusebenza kwakho. BAM. Sela.)

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