Iingcinga Onazo Ngokuzilolonga Kusasa

Umxholo
Ngelixa abanye abantu befunga ngokuzilolonga kwabo ekuseni phezulu, kunokuba kukuzivocavoca kukodwa kwabanye abantu ukuba bazirhuqe nje ngaphandle kwebhedi yabo efudumeleyo, ethambileyo ngesandi sealam. Kwabo bantu, kunokucela umbuzo, Ngaba kungcono ukulala ngaphakathi okanye usebenze? Nokuba ithini na isayensi, sonke sineentsuku apho babe ukucudisa kwi-sweat sesh (Molo, uqeqesho lwe-marathon-okanye ufuna nje ukukrazula kwi-Workout kwaye uyure yokonwaba). Kwaye ukuba awuyiyo intaka yokuqala, ezo ntsuku zinokuba ndlongondlongo kwaphela. Ngapha koko, ukhe wakhwela i-coaster kusasa kwangoko ngaphezulu kwexeshana.
[Ngobusuku obungaphambili:]Oku kuya kuba kuhle!

Ndizokwenza umsebenzi wam wokuqala wenze into yokuqala, kwaye ndibenexesha elininzi simahla emva komsebenzi ngomso!
[Ngentsasa elandelayo:]Yhhhhhhyyyyyyy?

Ngubani owenze ukuba ndivuke kwangoko ingumbono olungileyo?
Loo manani ewotshini zezo andifuni nokuzibonaphakathii-a.m.

Nantoni na phambi kwentsimbi yesi-8 kusasa ayimkelekanga.
Zingaphi ii-alamu endinokuzihoya?

Yinto eqhelekileyo ukuseta ezintathu ubuncinci phambi kokuba ndicwangcise ngokuphakama, akunjalo?
Uuuugh, kulungile, ndizakuphuma ebhedini.

Kulungile.
Into entle ndibeke iimpahla zam phezolo.

Ngenxa yokuba ingqondo yam ngokuqinisekileyo ayisebenzi kwinqanaba eliphezulu ngokwaneleyo ukuqinisekisa ukuba ndibeka ibhulukhwe, makungabikho iisokisi ezifanayo.
Ukutya okanye ukungatyi?

Ndiyazi ukuba ndifuna ipetroli, kodwa kungalindeleka njani ukuba umzimba wam wetyise oku kwasekuseni?
Ungatyi. Makhe sigqibe ngoku.

Kodwa andonwabanga ngokushiya i-muffin yam yentsasa, ukuze uyazi.
Yima, kusemnyama.

Yinto nje ... asiyo kwakuthetha ukuvuka lingaphumi ilanga.Ngokunzulu, kutheni kumnyama kangaka?

Ndiyithiyile le nto. Ndiyicaphukela le nto.
Ingaba leyo ... Ingaba kukuphuma kwelanga oko?

Wow, inene ngu entle.
Akumangalisi ukuba abantu bavuke kwangoko emsebenziningaphandle.

Bambelela, une-Instagram ethi # ilanga lingaphambi kokuba ndiye ejimini.
Yima, kodwa abantu banawo njani amandla angaka kwangethuba?

Njengaye, ndilapha, kwaye ndiyahamba, kodwa ngekhe ndithi ndikhona yimincili ngayo.
Ndizakufuna ezinyeumculoukugqitha koku.

Pompa iijam, abantu, sinomsebenzi wokuzilolonga ukuze sihambe.
Ewe ewe, ngu "Uxolo"? Ewe.NgokuNditshisiwe.

Heyo, ikhona loo ntoumthambophezulu!

Yhuu! Ndiyifumene le! Ndingahamba imini yonke!
Ndiyakwazi njeukuzivaezo endorphins zimpompa.

Yikhwele loo mvakalelo imini yonke.
Yima, kufuneka ndiye emsebenzini ngoku?

Ndiyaqala ukukhumbula ukuba kutheni ndingathandi ukusebenza ekuseni ...
[3:00 PM] Um, soze ndiphinde ndisebenze ekuseni kwakhona.
