Amanqanaba angama-20 aMandla okuSebenza kweRagnar Relay

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Ukusuka ngaphandle, imidyarho yeReebok Ragnar Relay inokubonakala ngathi yeyabantu abaphambeneyo. Ebizwa emva kwenkulungwane yesithoba ukumkani waseScandanavia kunye neqhawe, ezi ntlanga zenzelwe ukukuvavanya ngokwasemzimbeni nasengqondweni; uhlala ubusuku bonke uqhuba kwaye uqhuba iimayile ze-200-ish ezidibeneyo kunye ne-11 nabanye abantu ababilayo, abadiniweyo. Akukho zihlambi. Zininzi iiPort-A-Pottys. Zininzi iintlungu kunye neentlungu kwaye azonelanga iiyure zokulala. Kodwa ukuba unika iRagnar ithuba, inokuba yeyona nto ilungileyo (kunye neyona nto iphambili) okwangoku.

1.Ukusukela ngexesha ubhalisa, ufana no "WTF ingaba ndizifakile?".

Ngokwendalo, uyayikhangela i-intanethi ngalo lonke ulwazi onokulufumana. (Ngethamsanqa, sineengcebiso ezivela kugqibezelo lokuqala.)

2.Uyazisola kwangoko ngokuthatha iinyanga ezimbalwa zokugqibela ekusebenzeni.

Ukususela nini oku kunzima kangaka? Kufuneka ndenze ezintathu kwezi kwiiyure ezingama-24? Shit.

Phantse lusuku lomdyarho-kwaye awunakuqonda ukuba luza kusebenza njani olu gqatso.

Ngaba ifana ne-200-mile ye-Chinese Fire Drill? Impendulo: Ewe, kodwa ingathi abahlobo bakho bacinga ukuba kuyahlekisa ukuqhubela phambili iimayile ezimbalwa kwaye kukwenze ubaleke uzokufumana.

4. Kwaye uyaqonda ukuba awunalo nofifi lokuba uza kupakisha ntoni.

Umntu uzicwangcisa njani iimpahla malunga nokuba ubile kwaye unezothe? Zonke iziqwenga zomsebenzi endinazo kufuneka zanele, akunjalo? (Wena ngokuqinisekileyo ndifuna iiteki ezifanelekileyo.)

5.Xa ekugqibeleni uyenza kumgca wokuqala, ungaphaya kwe-amped.

Kwaye ke uyaqonda ukuba akufuneki ubaleke iiyure kuba yonke iVan 1 kufuneka ibaleke ngaphambi kokuba uVan 2 enze nantoni na.

6. I-Van 2 Pro Tip: umthwalo we-carbo-brunch ngelixa ulindile.

Xa uweta uthi "Ndiyakuvuyela!" yenza ngathi sele ubaleka. Yindlela ekunzima kakhulu ukuyichaza kubantu abanga-Ragnarian.

7.Ngexesha lokubaleka kwakho kokuqala kwesithathu, uyonwabile kwaye uyityumza, kodwa ukuqonda ukuba kusenezinye ezimbini ekufuneka uzenzile kukufuna ukujika ubaleke ugoduke.

Ngaphandle kokudlula kwezinye izinto ezipholileyo njengonxweme, intaba, okanye iPlymouth Rock iya kukukhumbuza ukuba kutheni ulapho. (Zama ezi ntlanga zijikeleze-umhlaba-jikelele ngeekhilomitha zembonakalo entle.)

8.Emva kokuqhutywa, ufumana ishawari yakho yokuqala yeveni.

Izosulwa zabantwana kunye nezosula ubuso zizinto zobugqi ezithunyelwe zivela koothixo kwaye awusoze ufune ukuphinda ubabone emva kwale mpelaveki.

9.Ufumana elinye ixesha lokuphumla ngelixa uVan 1 ebaleka kwakhona, ke uya kulala (yay!). Kodwa .... kuphela iyure okanye njalo.

Ngeyure engeyoyabuthixo i-alam yakho iyakukhala ukuze ibaleke kwakhona. Umzimba wakho uya kuba njenge-WTF kwaye uya kuba njalo ngokwenene uyazibuza ukuba kutheni ukhethe ngokuzithandela ukwenza oku.

10.Uyaphuculwa ngenxa yokubaleka ebusuku, ubume obupheleleyo bemizuzu: isibane sombane, ukukhanya komsila, ivesti yokubonisa, nako konke. Nje ukuba uqale, uyaqonda ukuba unayo i ~ adrenaline ~ kwaye obo busuku yeyona nto intle kwezakha zakho.

Vuma umculo wakho kwaye ngokusisiseko uyiklabhu yomfazi omnye obalekayo. Ulibale ukuphuma ngolwesiHlanu ngokuhlwa, le iya kuba yeyona nto uyithandayo phakathi ezinzulwini zobusuku.

11.Kodwa kumnyama kwaye ulungelelene ngenxa yokungalali.

Uguqulo: Ungajam kumculo wakho, kodwa ukuba uzama ukudanisa okanye UTHIXO AKAKWALELI i-Snapchat, uya kukhubeka. Kwaye ndife. (Bukela ividyo epheleleyo ye-T-Swift ethandekayo yokunyathela isilele.)

12.Ngexesha elithile (ikakhulu ngeeyure zakusasa) uya kungena koko kubizwa ziiRagnarians Inzonzobila: elona nqanaba lisezantsi lakho, ngokwasemzimbeni nasengqondweni. Cue zonke izinto ezingathandekiyo.

Mhlawumbi wonzakele, mhlawumbi izihlunu zakho zibuhlungu, okanye mhlawumbi umlenze weRagnar odume kakubi (owona unzima kunawo nawuphi na kuloo khosi) wakukhaba iesile. Mhlawumbi ufuna ukubulala wonke umntu kwiveni yakho, okanye isisu sakho hayi ndonwabile ngeshwamshwam ezinzulwini zobusuku osithathileyo kwisikhululo segesi.

13.Kodwa uyibuyisela ekukhanyeni, kwaye uqale ukufumana ukuxhonywa kokubaIsiRagnarian.

Oko kuthetha ukuba uzama ukwenza uninzi lwazo zonke izindlu zangasese apha endleleni, uzisa iphepha lakho langasese kwiPot-A-Pottys, ugwebu amagwebu naphina naphina kuyo yonke indawo, ubuchule bokutshintsha iveni yangasemva, kunye nokugungxula ii-electrolyte kunye namanzi kunye nokutya iisandwich zebhotolo yamandongomane kunye nemivalo yegranola ngokungathi ngumsebenzi wakho.

14.Ukuhlala evenini nabanye abantu abahlanu kangangeeyure ezingama-30 ngqo kukusondeza ngokwenene, ngokukhawuleza okukhulu.

Nonke niyayazi ishedyuli yomnye umntu kwaye mhlawumbi nibone wonke umntu phantse ehamba ze ngaxeshanye.

15.Ngexesha lekhefu lakho lesibini lokulala ubusisiseko seZombi. Kodwa ezo yure zimbini kumgangatho obandayo wokuzivocavoca zivakalelwa njengegolide.

Ukuphazamiseka kwindawo yokuzivocavoca esikolweni esiphakamileyo kunqabile. Kwakhona, ukulala phantsi komthi kukwenza uqaphele ukuba umzimba wakho uziva ngathi umdala kwi-AF.

16.Ukuvuka kubuthongo bakho besibini ukuba ubaleke okwesithathu ... UMZIMBA WAKHO AKULUNGILE.

17. Kodwa kungekudala ugqiba ukubaleka kwakho kwesithathu nokugqibela, kwaye uqonde ukuba KUGQIBILE!!!Udibanaimbaleki yakho yokugqibela kunye neqela lakho lonkeukuyaniwele umgca wokugqibela kunyekwaye nayongowona mzuzu wokugqibela #squadgoalz.

P.S. Kukho iitoni zezizathu zokuba ubaleke nabahlobo kwi-reg.

18.Emva koko uyakuqonda ukuba oku kuthetha ukuba awusayi kuxhoma kwisithuthi esihambayo kunye ne- # VanFam yakho kwakhona.

Ukwahlula kwishawa (NGOKUGQIBELA) uziva ngathi uxinzelelo lokwahlulahlula. Kananjalo, uthetha ukuthini ukuba kufuneka siyeke ukusebenza?

19.Kodwa uyonwabela isidlo sasemva kogqatso kuba ufanelekile kwaye ukufanelekele emva kweeyure ezingama-30 zokugqibela.

Ulandelwe kukulala kwinqanaba lokulala isiqaqa.

20.Kwaye ke uyaqonda ukuba nangona umzimba wakho uluzonda kwaye ingqondo yakho ivakalelwa ngathi ngumshu, ulikhoboka kokuuphambeneUmxube wokubaleka, ukwakha iqela, kunye nokusinda kwemihla ngemihla eyiRagnar Relay.

Iindaba ezimnandi zezi, zigcwele ilizwe. Ukuma ngokulandelayo: eHawaii? #VanFam, hlanganani!

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