Imizuzu ye-5 evela kwi-SNL Esenze ukuba Sifune ukuba yi-BFFs kunye noRonda Rousey

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Intshatsheli ye-UFC Ronda Rousey isingathwe NgoMgqibelo ebusuku kule mpelaveki (AKA mhla #oJonas babetha kunxweme olusempuma kwaye bagubungela iNew York City ngeenyawo ezimbini zekhephu). Kodwa umboniso uqhubekile, kwaye uRousey wathatha iqonga okokuqala ukusukela oko waphulukana noHolly Holm ngoNovemba, ephula umkhondo wakhe ongazange woyiswe.

Kodwa singabalandeli abakhulu beRousey-bomelele, banomtsalane, kwaye basikhuthaza ngokupheleleyo ukuba sikhabe iesile-ke siye saphoswa ukuba ekugqibeleni simbone ngamehlo eluntwini kwaye simbukele ebulala SNL iqonga. Into ebesingayilindelanga kukuziva ngathi singabahlobo abasenyongweni ngokupheleleyo naye. Nasi isizathu.

1. ShUphelele ekulweni kwakhe noHolly Holm. Ngethuba lokuvula kwakhe i-monologue, isenzo sokuqala sikaRonda yayikukucoca umoya kwaye aphule ukuthula malunga nomlo wakhe wokugqibela (kunye nesimo sengqondo esamenza ukuba abizelwe kwezemidlalo). "Ndichulumancile kakhulu ukuba lapha, kuba ndiyaqala ngqa ukuba bukhoma kumabonwakude ngaphandle kokubethwa ngenqindi ebusweni!" uthe. "Kokokuqala ukuba ndithethe nabalandeli bam ukusukela oko ndaphulukana noHolly Holm ngo-Novemba, eyathi, ngendlela, yayililungelo likaHolly elifanele ukuphumelela. Kwaye bendifuna ukuthatha umzuzu ukumncoma." Kuqhwatywa izandla, Rousey.

2. Kwaye wakhwaza ikhekhe kwindawo yakhe yokuqala yokuvula.SNL wamphatha yedwa njengomdlalo wamanqindi; Kumjikelo wakhe wesibini, uKeenan Thompson (osebenza njengomqeqeshi wakhe) wamkhuthaza ukuba enze abaphulaphuli baphambane ngokukhupha imigca ngezinto abazakuzithanda ngokwenene. Luvo: "ngubani apha othanda ikeyiki?" Siyamthanda ikeyiki, uyayithanda ikeyiki, ngoko oku kuya kuba bubuhlobo obuphumelelayo.

3.Wakhaba iesile lomngcungcuthekisi (emva koko wamdanisa).

Ukuba nje besinaye kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo.

4. Uvale ngokupheleleyo iziqhwalapick-up ukuzama kwi bar. Kwisikethi esinye, abafana abathathu baya kuRonda kunye neqela lakhe kwindawo enezithende zokuthwala kwaye basungula i-rap malunga nokuba yintoni enokuba ingekho ngaphakathi kwiibhokisi zabo. (Um, ew. Kodwa ngokucacileyo kuyayonwabisa, kuba kunjalo SNL.) Kodwa uRousey wabanqanda: “Ndiyintombazana enkulu, ndiyakwazi ukuzinyamekela,” watsho kubo. "Oko kwakuzonyanyeka, kungakhulanga, kwaye ngaphezu kwakho konke, i-rap embi." Omnye umfana uyamtyhala, aze ahambe. Vala phantsi. Singamsebenzisa ngobusuku bethu ngaphandle. (Nangona sasingakholelwa ukuba akazange azikhabe zonke iesile.)

5.Wagcina usuku njengesuperheo, leyo yindlela esimbona ngayo. Kwiskiti esinye, wadlala i-superheo "Metalia," owayekwazi ukugoba isinyithi ngengqondo yakhe, kwaye wasindisa wonke umntu kwiirobhothi ezimbi ezihlasela isixeko. Ke uligorha elingumsesane nakwisiketi? Ewe, sifuna ukuba kwiqela lethu. (Kungenxa yoko le nto engomnye wabafazi abaMandla abaTshintsha ubuso be #GirlPower njengoko sisazi.)

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