Ukulahla isipili sam sobude obugcweleyo kwandinceda ukuba ndehle emzimbeni

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Into entle eyenzekayo mva nje-ndiziva ndilungile, ndonwabile kwaye ndilawula. Izambatho zam zibonakala zilunge ngakumbi kunangaphambili kwaye ndinamandla kwaye ndizithembile. Hayi, ayikokutya kwefashoni yakutshanje. Anditshintshanga kwanto malunga nomsebenzi wam wokuzilolonga. Nantsi into: Andisenaso isipili esipheleleyo.

Izibuko bezingahlali ziyingxaki kum. Xa ndandiselula, andizange ndiphinde ndicinge kwakhona. Ndingumntwana onqinileyo-intombazana encinci enesifiso esinamandla kunye namandla angapheliyo. Njengomntu okwishumi elivisayo, ndandikwazi ukutya endikuthandayo: Inkukhu etshizi yeBuffalo, uncedo olukhulu lwespaghetti esingenakusoyiswa sikamama, iisandwich ezifunjwe phezulu zinamanxeba abandayo. Nditsho nobusuku beekholeji zotywala kakhulu kunye nokutya okwasebusuku kakhulu obekuhamba nabo, ndifumene iiponti ezimbalwa ezincedisayo. Ngapha koko, ndandikuthanda ukutya kangangokuba ndakwenza kwaba ngumsebenzi wam emva kokuphumelela xa ndaba ngumncedisi womhleli kupapasho lokutya kuzwelonke kwisiXeko saseNew York.

Inew York. Unsebenzi. Ndandimdala. Kwaye, ngolo hlobo, itheko lam lepizza laliphelile.

Ndiqale ukukhawuleza umzimba. Iibhlukhwe zakrazuka ngokungenasiphelo. Ijezi zakhula zaqina emagxeni. I-Cellulite iboniswe kwiindawo endingazange ndazi ukuba zinakho (Iingalo? NGOKWENENE?!). Ukuzazisa kwam njengentombazana ebhityileyo eyayinokuzibamba ngamaphiko eepesenti ezingama-25 ebusuku, kwagungqiswa. Imetabolism yam yafikelela esiphelweni; okokuqala, ndaziva ndifuna ukubukela endikutyayo. Kodwa, "ukutya into endiyifunayo, xa ndiyifuna" ingqondo yayiphantse yaze yacimeka emva kwexesha lokuphila lokukwazi ukwenza kanye loo nto.

Ndiyazi ukuba ndiza kuba nesisindo, kodwa andifuni ukuvumela ukuba butshintshe ubomi bam. Ndiqhube ishishini njengesiqhelo: Isidlo sangokuhlwa okanye iziselo kunye nabahlobo ubusuku obuhlanu ngeveki (ngokucima ityala lesidlo sasemini esinempilo, kunye nokuzilolonga apha naphaya). Kodwa eyona nto indityileyo ndiphila kukubona umzimba wam omtsha esipilini esipheleleyo. [Inqaku elipheleleyo lebali kwiRefinery29!]

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