Abathengi baseAmazon babiza le Lube yeHypoallergenic "Yeyona igqwesileyo kwihlabathi"

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Xa imveliso inophononongo olungaphezulu kwe-1,400, ezinye ziqala ngokuthi “OH YESU WAM” (ngawo onke amanqwanqwa), “ziya kubuguqula ngokoqobo ubomi bakho,” kwaye “le yeyona nto ilungileyo KUPHAMBILI,” uhlala phantsi uze unikele ingqalelo. Kwaye yiloo nto kanye ofanele uyenze ngenye yeentengiso zeAmazon ezithengisa kakhulu i-hypoallergenic -e Luxe Silicone Personal Lubricant yi Penchant Premium (Yithenge, $ 15, amazon.com) -kwaye emva koko ucofe ngokukhawuleza "ukongeza kwinqwelo."

Njengoko usazi kakuhle ukuba ukhe wazama i-lubricant xa uyifaka (ukuba awukayisebenzisi, ulindele ntoni?), Yonyusa ubunzulu ngamawaka ambalwa eenotshi. Kodwa ngazo zonke izibonelelo zokugoba iinzwane ezinokukubonelela, uninzi lwabasebenzisi beempawu eziqhelekileyo ze-lube baxela ezinye izinto: ukunamathela (ngaba ukhe wazama ukucoca i-lube enamathelayo kuwe, ezokulala, ezobusuku, umgangatho ... akukho mnandi), ubuntununtunu, ububomvu, ukutshisa, ukurhawuzelela, kunye neempendulo ezithile. Oku kungenxa yokuba uninzi lwezithambiso eziqhelekileyo zenziwe ngeparabens, i-petroleum, i-glycerin, kunye neziqholo-izithako ezaziwa ngokucaphukisa ulusu olubuthathaka. Kwaye kulapho i-lube esekwe kwi-silicone esekwe kwiPenchant Premium yahlukile kwezinye.

I-lube yePenchant yenziwa kusetyenziswa izinto zendalo ezine kuphela, izithako ze-hypoallergenic ezikhuselekileyo kubasebenzisi abanesikhumba esibuhlungu kakhulu. Ngaphezu koko, ayinavumba, ayiziva incangathi okanye i-gooey, inencasa engathathi hlangothi (ngokungafaniyo ne-perfume-tanged gunk ezinye izithambiso ezizama ukudlula njenge-strawberry-flavored), kwaye zingasetyenziswa kunye neekhondom. Ukusebenzisa nje i-smidgeon yezi zinto kuya kukugcina uthanjiswe ngokupheleleyo ukusuka kumdlalo wangaphambili ukuya kumnyhadala oyintloko, okuthetha ukuba awuzukuyeka phakathi kwesenzo sokwenza isicelo kwakhona, esinokuba sisibulala-mvakalelo sokwenyani. (Nazi ezinye zezizathu zokuba wome ~ezantsi phaya ~.)

Ngaba ufuna obunye ubungqina? Abahlalutyi baseAmazon baqinisekisa ukuba i-penchant silicone lube yeyona nto ilungileyo yokungena kwigumbi lokulala.

“Ukuba ufana nam kwaye wena neqabane lakho nizamile zonke izinto zokuthambisa ezivenkileni, niyazi ukuba zininzi kangakanani ezinye zikushiya uziva emva koko, okanye ukuba zinamathela njani embindini, okanye indlela abanayo ngayo Ukuziva ungonwabanga kwasekuqaleni ukuya esiphelweni. Ihlala ixesha elide ingenangqondo, ingenantsingiselo emva koko, "

Omnye umlandeli ubhale wathi, "ayide incangathi."

"WOWU!" wakhwaza omnye umthengi kucaca ukuba wonwabile. "Ndiyayiva i-glycerin kwaye bendinexhala malunga nokuzama nantoni na entsha kodwa andizange ndicaphuke konke oku kwaye ihlala ihleli. Kuhle kakhulu ekugcineni umtshato wethu weminyaka eli-14 umnandi!”

“Makhe ndinifefe ngenyaniso ethile,” watsho omnye umhlalutyi. “Ndizamile ii-lubes ezininzi kwaye zonke ziye zanditshisa ngandlel’ ithile okanye zandenza ndadumba/ndindisholo. Bendisoloko kunzima ukuhlala ndimanzi okanye ndide ndibe manzi. Ndisebenzise le nto kwaye YAYIMANGALISA. Ihlala ixesha elide kwaye bekungafuneki ukuba ndiyifake isicelo kwakhona. okanye unengxaki yokuhlala umanzi, uyayidinga lento ebomini bakho. Ixabiseke kakhulu. "

Yithenge, Penchant Premium Luxe Silicone Personal Lubricant, $15, amazon.com

Ngaphezu koko, olu lube alunabala, lucoca ngokulula ngesepha kunye namanzi, kwaye, ekubeni lusekelwe kwi-silicone (ngokuchasene nokuba lusekwe emanzini njengezinye iilubes), luyasebenza. kwaye ihlala nokuba uhlala ebhafini, echibini, okanye ebhafini eshushu! Ngaba ungaziva ngokwenyani ukuba isondo liyanda?

Ngaphantsi kweerandi ezili-15, le mveliso ibiza kakhulu kune-lubricant yakho yevenkile yokuthengisa, kodwa isephantse ibe sisiqingatha sexabiso lezinye iilubes ezikwisiphelo esiphezulu, njenge-Überlube. Ngaba kufanelekile? Amawakawaka abathengi be-Amazon abanomdla kubonakala ngathi bacinga njalo. Kwaye ekubeni kufuneka usebenzise isixa esincinci ukuvuna izibonelelo (kwaye akukho sidingo sokuphinda ufake isicelo), ibhotile enye iya kuhlala ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuyifumana imali yakho. Ngapha koko, njengokuba omnye umvavanyi watshoyo, "ngelixa ibiza kakhulu, [ikumgangatho ophezulu, isebenze ngakumbi kwaye iyonwabisa ukuyisebenzisa. Umfazi wam kunye nam sisebenzisa iPenchant encinci kunenguqulo [engabizi kakhulu]. Ine-viscosity elungileyo yexesha lokonwaba, nokonwaba. Isimilo sebali asikokuphosa ilube.” (Eyeleleneyo: Eyona Lube igqwesileyo kuyo nayiphi na iSex Scenario)

Kwaye njengokubonakala ngathi yonke enye into ngokubhekisele kule lube, ibhotile intle kakhulu, nayo. Ukupakishwa kungathathi hlangothi kwaye kuyingqondi kwaye ayikhwazisi "ulwelo lwesini", ke ngekhe ushiywe ujongene nobomvu ukuba ucocekile indlu yakho okanye umakhulu kwenzeka ukuba akhubeke kuyo kwidrowa yakho.

Ke, ngaba uyifuna ngokupheleleyo le nto yokuthambisa? Ukuyibeka ngokutyibilikayo njengokuba omnye umthengi enelisekile esenza, "Ewe, ewe ewe."

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