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Ukwamkelwa: Enye yezona ndawo zibalaseleyo zomsebenzi wam njengombhali ngesondo zizo zonke iithoyi zasimahla zesini. Ukusuka kwiiplagi ezirhuqayo kunye ne-crystal dildos ukuya kwi-vegan floggers kunye ne-CBD ye-lube, indawo yam yokulala ebusuku (kunye ne-stash enkulu phantsi kwebhedi yam) igcwele iziyolo zesini. Ngombono wokulinganisa, izolo ndibale malunga ne-45 vibes kwindlu yam-kwaye yiloo nto eseleyo emva kokuba uMarie Kondoed ingqokelela yam yokudlala ngesondo ngoMatshi.

Nokuba ndikunye neqabane okanye ndedwa, ndizama ukunika umntu ngamnye uvavanyo lokuqhuba. (Okanye, okona kuncinci, wusonge kwisaphetha, usinike njengesipho, kwaye ujonge kwiizele ingxelo. Uvuyo kubuhlobo obuzuzisa ngokufanayo.)

Ngako konke ukubhuqa kwam, ungacinga ukuba ndenza i-orgasm amaxesha amaninzi ngemini kunokuba ndihlambe amazinyo. Kodwa nangona ndikonwabela ukudlala i-Guinea yehagu ekwabelwana ngesondo, iithoyi eziphambeneyo azenzi ukuba ndize. Ngoba kutheni? I-clit yam iluphawu lomhlaza njengam onke. Eyona ntsingiselo, yi-AF ethe-ethe. (Idibeneyo: Olu luhlobo lwakho lweSondo, ngokweHoroscope yakho).

Ngokusisiseko, ndiyathanda ii-vibes ezichanekileyomalunga ye-Hitachi Magic Wand, kwaye, ngesiqhelo, ndifumana neyona ndawo isezantsi-yoxinzelelo lwe-vibes ininzi kakhulu kum. Imizuzu emibini ngaphakathi, kwaye ngokufuthi ndinokuba ndindisholo okanye ndichukumiseke kakhulu ukuya kwinqanaba lentlungu. Umh, dlula.

Ewe, kwiinyanga ezintandathu ezidlulileyo ekugqibeleni ndifumene i-vibe elungele icala lam elibuthathaka: Umnikazi weSummy Sunshine Vibe (Thenga, $50, amazon.com).

Ngokubanzi, ndingumlandeli omkhulu wohlobo lweSatizer Umdlalo weethoyi. Bayaziwa ngokutsala kwabo i-clit vibes (zama enye !!), kwaye ngelixa isitayile sokudlala singandenzi i-orgasm, iSatifikethi sabo 2 siyandonwabisa. Ngoko nanini na ndifumana ipakethe kubo, ndiyampompoza.

Kodwa xa i-vibe ejongeka njengesiqhamo yavela emnyango wam ikubo bonke ubukhazikhazi bayo obutyheli, ndabhalela umntu endihlala naye ndisithi, "namhlanje ndine vibrator ekhangeleka ngathi yibhanana." (Cue all "is that banana in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?" Jokes.)

Jonga ke mna ndithanda iivibes ezingafaniyo nepipi zokwenyani kodwa umbala otyheli uburhabaxa qha ndithandabuza.

Sekunjalo, xa ndandisele ndedwa nento endiyithiye ngoku ngothando ngokuthi nguThe Nanner, ndathetha into ebuhlungu ndaza ndayizama. Kwaye bantu, yindlela endifunde ngayo ukuba ndingaze ndigwebe i-vibrator "ngesembozo" sayo.

Yenziwe ngepesenti eyi-100 ye-silicone, ukuthungwa kulungile, yummy. Ndingade ndiye kude ndiyibize ~ silky ~. Kwaye, malunga nee-intshi ezi-8 ubude kwaye usondele kubunzima bayo (uyiqikelele) ibhanana, inesifuba esivakala sisesandleni sam, kodwa ayisiyonto inzima okanye inzima (njengezinye i-wand vibrators) endinazo impompo yengalo xa konke kuthethiwe kwaye uze.

Kuyavela ukuba, kukho isayensi encinci ngasemva kobume bebhanana, nayo: "Inejiko elincinci ekugqibeleni elimangalisayo lokungena kwi-G-spot," ucacisa uMegwyn White, isikhokelo sokuziphatha ngokweemvakalelo kunye nomlawuli wezemfundo eSatisfyer. Ngelixa ndikhetha ukuhambisa incam yokudlala ngaphandle kwe-labia kunye ne-clit, uthi yinto entle kubanini be-vulva abonwabela umdlalo we-G-spot okanye bakhethe uvakalelo "olupheleleyo". IYummy Sunshine nayo ineembambo ezincinci, endithanda ukubaleka ecaleni kwam.

Inamaqhosha amathathu: iqhosha lamandla phakathi kwaye emva koko umahluko we "+" kunye "-" iqhosha phezulu nasezantsi ukulawula iipateni zentshukumo. (Kuyinto enomdla kakhulu, nangona kushushu ngexesha-i-scouts imbeko.) Inezicwangciso ezili-12 ezahlukeneyo, ezithandathu kuzo zinokuqina okuhambelanayo, kwaye ezintandathu zazo zibizwa ngokuba yi-brand "isingqisho sasezulwini."

Ngesiqhelo, okukhona iipateni zokungcangcazela kunye nokuqina kwe-vibe, kokukhona kunokwenzeka ukuba ndikufumane kumnandi-kodwa uMhlophe uthi ngokuqinisekileyo asiyonto yokudlala kwabo baneeskittles ezibuthathaka. Ngabo bonke ubunzima bayo obahlukeneyo, iYummy Sunshine iyintandokazi kubantu abaninzi, utshilo. Ndikwakwinyani yokuba imoto yeYummy Sunshine isasaza ukungcangcazela kuyo yonke "shaft," ukuze yonke into yokudlala ishukume/ingcangcazele/icule. Ngale ndlela, akukho mfuneko yokuba ndifumane iithoyi kwindawo emnandi-eyam kuphela. (Uyazi ukuba uyazibuza: Ngaba ungayisebenzisa kakhulu iVibrator yakho?)

Ngokuphathelele umbala? Ndisacinga ukuba iyahlekisa into yokuba i-vibe yam ijongeka njengebhanana yeswiti ye-Runts, kodwa uMhlophe wandixelela ukuba u-Satisfyer ukhethe umbala kuba "ubandakanya ithemba kunye nokuzithemba." Ngoku, xa ndiyisebenzisa, ndisacula ikwayari ye "Hollaback Girl" ndithambile (kuba le vibe yi-B-A-N-A-N-A-S) ... kodwa emva koko, ndiza kusebenza ndibeka u-O kwithemba.

Ungathenga iYummy Sunshine vibe kwiAmazon nge50 yeedola. Kwaye ngelixa ulapho, jonga ezi ezinye iithoyi zesondo ezoyikekayo kwiAmazon kunye neelubes ezisekelwe emanzini. (Mna ngokobuqu ndincoma uNanner no-Lelo's Inimate Personal Moisturized-jonga kwiphakheji kwaye uyasiqonda isizathu se #sexvibes).

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