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Ngubani ongayithandiyo umbilo olungileyo? Kodwa Njani sifumana ukomelela kwethu kuyahluka kakhulu kuxhomekeke kwindawo esihlala kuyo. Idatha entsha evela kuGoogle ibalaselisa ukuba yeyiphi na imeko ye-weirdo yokuziqhelanisa nabantu kwilizwe ngalinye bekhangela uninzi ngo-2015, kwaye ezinye zezo zinto ziya kukumangalisa.

Abantu baseMelika bayayithanda imibhiyozo yethues... kodwa iimodeli zethu zokuzilolonga zisenokungabi yile ucinga ngayo. I-Utah, umzekelo, iyayinqwenela i-abs ka-Kate Hudson (ewe, ngubani ongayenziyo, ngenene?). IWisconsin yeyona klabhu inkulu yabalandeli bakaJillian Michael, kunye nophawu lwayo lothando olunzima oludlala kakuhle nabadlali abanzima basentshona. Kodwa iWashington DC yasothusa sonke ngokukhangela uninzi lukaPaul Ryan. (Kwirekhodi, uSomlomo omtsha weNdlu ufunga ngeCrossFit kunye ne-P90X.) Ungaze uthi amaMelika ahoyi kwezopolitiko!

Abantu baseMelika bayathanda ukujolisa kumalungu omzimba ... kodwa kuphela ezikhethekileyo ezingaqhelekanga. Ukutya okushushu okushushu njenge-abs eqinileyo, isinqe esenziwe ngesondo kunye nemilenze eyomeleleyo ngokuqinisekileyo yenza uluhlu (eSouth Carolina, eMaryland naseMontana, ngokulandelanayo) kodwa saphinda sakhangela ezinye izinto ezingacacanga. Abantu baseCalifornia, umzekelo, bafuna ukuba yinkosi yamathole ngelixa abantu baseNevada bafuna ukusebenza kwimisipha yabo. Iintsapho zaseLouisana zifuna ii-oblique ezifanelekileyo ngelixa abantu baseNew York bephupha ngesifuba esikrazukileyo-kodwa sisiqingatha esisezantsi kuphela. Kodwa iRhode Island? Yonke into abayifunayo kukubambelela ngokuqinileyo, ngoncedo lwezinye iingalo zokubulala.

Abantu baseMelika bathanda ukwahluka ... ngeyona ndlela ilungileyo. Ama-Oregon ahlala enyanisekile kwi-rep yabo ye-weirdo kwaye bakhangela uninzi "lomthambo we-bug ofileyo." Kuba iPortland. (Kananjalo, kuba yenye ye-9 ye-Hard Core Exercises ekuSondeza kwi-Pack-Pack Abs.) Kwaye iiFloridians zibonakalisile ukuba kutheni zilikhaya leevidiyo ezininzi zehip-hop ngokukhangela "umthambo wokudanisa ongaqhelekanga." Ngenxa yokuba Miami. Siyakuthanda Oregon neFlorida; ungaze utshintshe!

Ndiyathemba ukuba iziphumo zikaGoogle zikunceda ufumane ukukhuthazwa kweembono zokuzilolonga ngo-2016, kodwa ubuncinci sinethemba lokwazi imeko yakho yokusebenza kukarhulumente kunceda ukucacisa imisindo engaqhelekanga evela kwindlu yommelwane wakho!

Jonga inguqulelo epheleleyo esebenzayo yale mephu kwiVox.

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