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Akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngokudibanisa u-Lisa Frank-style rainbow kunye ne-glitter ebomini bakho. Ingaba ifika ngendlela ye-toast, i-frappuccino, okanye i-noodle ye-unicorn, akukho ntloni ngokutsiba kwi-bandwagon ye-unicorn-emva kwayo yonke into, ukuba i-technicolor pixie dust ayinakukwenza uncumo, yintoni enokuyenza?

Kodwa kwimeko apho ubuzibuza ukuba lo mkhwa ungahamba kangakanani, sifike kuvuthondaba ngokusesikweni-ngokoqobo. Inkampani ebizwa ngokuba yiPretty Woman Inc. ithengisa ibhombu yelungu lobufazi yokoqobo ebizwa ngokuba yiPassion Dust. Injongo yayo? Ukukunika "i-sparkly, flavored orgasm." (Kungenxa yokuba kubonakala ngathi, ii-orgasms eziqhelekileyo azilunganga ngokwaneleyo njengoko zinjalo.) Njengayo yonke i-unicorn eye yahombisa ii-interwebs kunyaka ophelileyo, yayikukuhlaselwa kwangoko, kuthengiswa ngokukhawuleza kwiwebhusayithi yenkampani.

Umdaka wokukhathazeka "yipilisi ebengezelayo efakwa kwilungu lobufazi ubuncinci kwiyure enye ngaphambi kokuba babelane ngesondo. Njengokuba iifomsile ziya zifudumala kwaye zithanjiswa lulwelo lwendalo lobufazi luqala ukunyibilika, lukhuphe uthuli oluqaqambileyo, olunencasa yeelekese. ngaphakathi kwisingxobo, "ngokwewebhusayithi.

Ngokuqinisekileyo, ukuba ne-Milky Way ye-Galaxy-themed hookup izandi zivakala ngathi ziyonwabisa, kodwa ingcinga nje yokuhlutha ipilisi encinci ekhanyayo kubonakala ngathi iyathandabuza. Buza nayiphi na i-doc, kwaye baqinisekisiwe ukuba bayaqinisekisa uloyiko lwakho: "Amalungu angaphandle kwilungu lobufazi angaphazamisa i-pH yayo kwaye inokubangela i-vaginitis okanye olunye usulelo," ngokuka-Angela Jones, MD, i-ob-gyn eqinisekiswe yibhodi. , njengoko sixele ebalini lethu ukuba ingaba amaqanda ejeyidi akhuselekile ukubeka ngaphakathi kwilungu lakho lobufazi. (Isilumkiso somonakalisi: abekho.)

Inkampani ngasemva kwe-Passion Dust inyanzelisa ukuba i-gliters-grade-glitters kunye ne-gem powders ayinayo ityhefu kwaye ijikeleze (kunokuba i-hexagonal), ukunciphisa umngcipheko wokucaphuka kwimiphetho ebukhali. Izithako ziquka iipilisi ze-gelatin, i-glitter edliwayo esekwe kwisitashi, i-acacia (gum arabic) powder, iZea Mays starch, kunye nemifuno stearate.

"Kukho izinto ezibengezelayo ezinobungozi, iikhemikhali, kunye nezongezo kwilip gloss oyinxibileyo okanye eqaqambileyo ebusweni bakho okanye eyeshadow kunale nto ikule mveliso," ngokwewebhusayithi yePassion Dust. Bathetha ukuba sele uphefumle okanye ungenise ubumenyemenye obunobungozi kunye neekhemikhali ngaphandle kokugula, kwaye akukho nto ingena kwilungu lobufazi ikhuselekile kwiipesenti ezili-100- ukusuka kwiitampon, idouche, umgubo, kunye neziqholo kwimidlalo, izinto zokuthambisa, ioyile, ioyile kunye nezikhonkwane ezimdaka neminwe. Ngokwewebhusayithi, "Ukuba ukhe wanemicimbi yelungu lobufazi wawunayo phambi kokuba usebenzise uthuli lwenkanuko ... Inyani yile, akukho nto kufuneka ingene apho kwaye ukuba iyangena, kuya kufuneka usebenzise ukuqonda kwakho xa usenza isigqibo ngento ezo zinto ziya kubakho.

Nangona kunjalo, ngenxa yokuba izinto ezithile zingazibeki emngciphekweni emzimbeni wakho kwezinye iindawo oko akuthethi ukuba bakhuselekile kwilungu lakho lobufazi: Umzekelo, iziqhamo kunye nemifuno ilungile ngokuya esiswini sakho kodwa umbono olubi ukuya naphi na kufutshane iinxalenye zakho zenenekazi. Nokuba imveliso yendalo ekhutshiweyo icocekile isaphethe iibhaktheriya, ukwazisa iintsholongwane kwizitho zakho zangasese kunye nokuphazamisa ibhalansi yesiqhelo yebhaktiriya kwilungu lobufazi, enokubangela usulelo, ngokukaMary Jane Minkin, MD, unjingalwazi onxulumene nonyango lwe-ob-gyn kwisikolo iYale yoNyango, njengoko sixele kwizinto ezili-10 ongafanelekanga ukuba uzibeke kufutshane neLungu lakho lobufazi.

Emngciphekweni wempilo ecaleni, masikhe sithathe umzuzwana wokucinga malunga nokuba kutheni ezi pilisi zibengezelayo zadityaniswa kwasekuqaleni: ukuguqula amanenekazi akho abe ngamava ayimfihlakalo, aphuma-kweli-hlabathi. Ngokukodwa, iwebhusayithi ichaza ukuba "incasa imnandi njengelekese kodwa ayimnandi kakhulu, ngokwaneleyo ukwenza isithandwa sakho sive ukuba iYara yakho (inkosikazi yamanzi okanye ibhabhathane elincinci) yinto ekufuneka ijongwe ngayo yonke i-vaginas, ivakale kwaye incasa; ithambile, imnandi kwaye inomlingo! "

Yhuu Xolo ndagqibela nini ukujongisisa, *zonke* iimbokodo zinomlingo nokuba zithambile okanye ziswiti okanye ziyamenyezela. Benza ngcono ngakumbi kuneenkosana ezithandekayo ze-fairytale okanye bathumele izilwanyana ezincancisayo kwingoma-zizala ubomi babantu obuhlekisayo.

Kwaye, ngokunzulu, ugqibele nini ukubona imveliso ithengiselwa amadudes ethembisa ukwenza amalungu abo angasese abe nomtsalane ngakumbi? (Iibhola zikaDick disco? Iifakelo zokwenza incasa yamadlozi njengeekeyiki?)

Zange? Ewe, ndacinga njalo. Lixesha lokuba ilizwe lithathe isigqibo sokuthanda nokuxabisa "amabhabhathane" ethu abalulekileyo kwizinto zemilingo ezingafunekiyo.

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