Izinto ezili-14 zeebhayisikile banqwenela ukuba baxelele abaqhubi

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Elona candelo lililo lokuhamba ngebhayisikile langaphandle, kulungile, ukuba ngaphandle. Yonke loo moya ucocekileyo kunye nembonakalo entle yenza ukuba uhambo lwakho uye emsebenzini okanye ngeempelaveki lumnandi njengoko lusempilweni. Kodwa zonke ezo zinto zifika ngexabiso elinzima: kufuneka babelane ngendlela neemoto. Uninzi lwabakhweli bebhayisikile banebali elinye lokuphoswa kufutshane okanye ukungqubana ngqo nemoto.

Kukho isizathu sokuba "Yabelana ngeNdlela" izitikha zebumper zenziwe-abaqhubi abaninzi abayiqondi kwaphela ubukho bomkhweli webhayisikile okanye abayazi nje imigaqo yendlela xa kufikwa kunxibelelwano lweebhayisikile. Ke ngoko sibuze abakhweli beebhayisikile abambalwa, abachwepheshile nabezolonwabo, ukuba yintoni abanqwenela ukuyixelela abaqhubi.

1. Imizila yeebhayisekile yeyokuhamba ngeebhayisekile.

Musa ukuqhuba kuzo. Sukubathintela. Kwaye ngokukodwa musa ukupakisha kwenye. (Okanye enye imoto yakho inokugqibela ngokufuduswa yile bhayisekile / indoda eyomeleleyo yaseYurophu!)

2. Ndithembe, ndiyazi ukuba ubuyile kwaye ndizama ukuphuma endleleni yakho ngokukhawuleza kangangoko ndinako.

Kodwa nokuba ndikhawuleza kangakanani na andibonakali ngathi ndihamba ngokukhawuleza.

3. Yimini entle apha phandle.

Ujongeka uxinene nyani phaya! Kufuneka uzame oku ngenene ngelinye ixesha! Wheee!

4. Ndiyazi ukuba awufuni ukufika emva kwexesha ekujikelezeni iklasi.

Kodwa ukuba nomonde kuthatha imizuzwana embalwa nje ebomini bakho kwaye kunokusindisa ubomi bam bonke. (Kananjalo unokufuna ukuphinda uyicingisise yonke loo nto yokuqhuba-ukukhwela-ibhayisekile-kwindawo. Ukuthetha nje.)

5. Loo ngxolo uyivileyo? Ubomi bam bonke bukhanya phambi kwamehlo am.

(Kwaye kunokwenzeka ukuba uyakhwaza.) Ke ukuba uyafuna cinga undibethile, khawutsalele ecaleni uqiniseke ukuba ndilungile!

6. Phantse akunakwenzeka ukuba uphephe zonke iindlela apho uya kuthi nca emva kwam.

Kodwa musa ukugxeka abakhweli beebhayisikile ngokuxinana kwendlela, tyhola iinjineli nabacwangcisi besixeko abadale obu bugqwirha kwasekuqaleni.

7. Musa ukungxola ngefestile yakho okanye unditsalele umnxeba (ingakumbi ngompundu wam)!

Ndithembe, sele ndiyazi ukuba i-butt yam ngumsebenzi wobugcisa onemisipha.

8. Asizami ukubopha indlela; eyona ndlela ikhuselekileyo nesebenzayo iqela labakhweli beebhayisikile kukukhwelana kabini.

Kwaye, oko kuthetha ukuba singabamba izandla kwaye sicule ii-duets njengakwezentengiso zentsini. Musa ukusikhanyela uvuyo lokuba ngamawele eDoublemint.

9. Oh, uxolo, khange undibone apha?

Ndacinga ukuba ukunxiba zonke iimpahla ze-neon endinazo, isigcina-ntloko esikhulu, kunye nezibane ezingaphezulu komgaqo wenqwelomoya kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya.

10. Ndiyazi ukuba khange ndiyithathe i-Ed ye-Cyclist, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba imigaqo yendlela esiyifunde sonke kwi-Ed's Driver iyafana kwiibhayisikile njengoko kunjalo ngeemoto.

Oko kuthetha ukuba ndinguye kucingelwa ukuba kwicala lasekhohlo ukuba ndijika ngasekhohlo-sukundinqumla!

11. Sebenzisa ukukhanya kwakho. Andikho Miss Cleo-andikwazi ukufunda ingqondo yakho.

12. Ndiphe isithuba!

Akufanele ndikwazi ukuva ubushushu ekuphumeni kwakho okanye ukuva i-karaoke ode yakho ukuya kwi-Eminem. Eyangaphambili iyandoyikisa kwaye le yokugqibela indenza ndoyike ngenxa yakho.

13. Musa ukundinyanzela ukuba ndiyeke ngokukhawuleza.

Wakhe wambona umntu ebaleka ibhasi ngelixa ezama ukubopha izihlangu zakhe? Ndim loyo ndizama ukukhulula izihlangu zam kulo lonke uphawu lokumisa. Sukuyenza nzima le kum.

14. Phatha iqela elikhulu labahambi ngebhayisikile njengebhasi enye enkulu.

Musa ukusika phakathi kwethu okanye ukwahlula kwaye ushiye igumbi elaneleyo ngasemva kwethu, njengoko ubuya kwenza ngebhasi yesikolo esiphakathi. (Okanye siza kukutshicela ngeefestile de umqhubi agrogrise ngokubiza oomama bethu.)

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