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Ukuba ungadala owasetyhini ogqibeleleyo, ofanelekileyo ngandlela zonke, unokubonakala njani? Frankenstein, ngokucacileyo.

Umthengisi we-Lingerie kunye ne-sex ethengisa izinto zokudlala ze-BlueBella.com wenze uphando olucela amadoda kunye nabasetyhini ukuba ngamnye enze umfazi ogqibeleleyo ngokutsala iinxalenye ezivela kubantu abadumileyo abahlukeneyo kwaye azidibanise zibe yinenekazi elinye elingaqhelekanga, "eligqibeleleyo". Ngelixa omabini la mabhinqa agqibeleleyo ayemilenze emide enemilenze emide, iinwele ezibalekayo, kunye nesisu esisicaba, kukho umahluko ophawulekayo. Ngokuyintloko, amadoda akhetha ii-boobs ezinkulu (njenge UKim Kardashian's).

Yintoni eyothusayo njengokufumanisa ilanga liphuzi. Amadoda nawo ayethanda izinqe ezigobileyo (UKelly Brook's kunye nemilenze emikhulu kancinci (URosie Huntington-Ngokufanelekileyo') kunabafazi abakhethileyo. Amanenekazi aye kujonga kancinci kunye UJennifer AnnistonAmabele amancinci (mhlawumbi kuba sesona simele silwe nazo njana zibe yimidlalo yezemidlalo?), Emma Watsonezinqeni, kwaye Eli MacPhersonImilenze. [Twitha ezi ndaba!]

Ithini ingongoma yalo msebenzi mncinane, nangona kunjalo? Umyalezo osisiseko kukuba akukho nabona bantu badumileyo bahle ngokwaneleyo. Kwaye ukuba bafuna ukusikwa baphinde baxutywe kwakhona njengoonodoli bamaphepha, liliphi ithemba esinalo sonke? Ikwabonisa isitayile esimnandi kakhulu sobuhle kwaye icebisa ukuba ukuhambelana kuhle kunokuba kububodwa. Ewe ewe, kwaye iyajolisa kwabasetyhini ngokusaphula phantsi kwezona ziqwenga zesini.

Eyona ngxaki yam kolu phando, nangona kunjalo, kukuba yenza ukuba wonke umntu azive kakubi ngesiqu sakhe. Amadoda aboniswa lo mfanekiso idealized wento abanakuze-kuba loo mfazi akakho-kwaye ke uzive uphoxekile nathi rhoqo, ladies iziphene. Kwaye abafazi baziva kakubi ukuba abanazo zonke ezo zinto zilungileyo kunye neziqwenga.

Ukuqinisekisa ukuba i-vibes ezimbi zahanjiswa ngokulinganayo, inkampani ikwacele amadoda nabasetyhini ukuba bakhe indoda efanelekileyo. Uya kuvuya ukwazi UDavid Beckham yenze kwiimodeli zombini zesini. Kunokuba usibonise into esingenayo (kwaye uzame ukusithengisela into yokuyilungisa), ndinqwenela ukuba iinkampani zincede umntu ngamnye afumane into ekhethekileyo kwaye entle ngazo, ngendlela esele ziyiyo.

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