Izinto ezili-10 eziNgcono kunokutya iiPods zeTide
Umxholo
- 1. Iigushers
- 2. Imbewu yeChia
- 3. Ukungcola
- 4. Enye yezo ziphambeneyo i-Starbucks Frappucinos
- 5. Ipakethi epheleleyo yeetshungama
- 6. Iipakethi ze-condiment
- 7. Umakhulu wakho uJell-O
- 8. Into oyilahle phantsi
- 9. Iiskiti ozithumele ngewasha kunye nesomisi
- 10. I-Vanilla pudding-ngelixa ifafaza uFebreze
- Uphengululo lwe
Ngubani ongayithandiyo imeme elungileyo? Izinto ezinje ngeeNkosazana zeDisney eziwuqondayo umzabalazo wokuba yintombazana efanelekileyo kunye neememetri ze-Olimpiki zentsholongwane ezazonwabisa ngakumbi kuneMidlalo ngokwazo zinika i-LOL eyamkelekileyo kwiintsuku zoxinzelelo. Kodwa enye yeememes zamva nje-malunga nokutya iipods zokuhlamba iimpahla ze-Tide (ewe, ufunda oko kulungile)-ibe siziva ngolu hlobo...
Ngokukodwa kuba, njengalo lonke uluvo olubi olwake lwakho kwi-intanethi, abantu bayaphikisana nayo yonke ingqiqo kwaye NGOKWENENE BENZA. Ezinye iingxelo zithi yonke into yeTide pod iqalile ngesincoko esichazayo esipapashwe yiOnion. Kodwa iindaba zamabali asemthethweni zichaza ukuba abantwana bazama ngokwenene ukuzitya ezi zinto. I-intanethi ibinosuku lwentsimi, ithathela ingqalelo le bhombu yomlingo iyenza, ngendlela engaqhelekanga, ijongeka ilungile ukuba ingatya. Oku kuyile into ebubungqingili obuzinikezele kwiipakethi ezinombala o-orenji kunye nemfusa, ethe yakhokelela kwiTide Pod Challenge, umceli mngeni kwimidiya yoluntu apho abantu bathumela iividiyo zabo besitya iipods. (Kwezinye iimeko, bade bawapheke epanini yokuqhotsa kuqala, endichukumiseke ngokulinganayo kwaye ndothukile.)
Umntu othile kwiTumblr uze ne-recipe "edliwayo" ye-Tide pod:
Akufuneki ukuba, ukufaka isepha yokuhlamba impahla Uluvo olubi kakhulu kwaye ungakuthumela kwigumbi likaxakeka (kwaye ubuncinci, wenze usizi kwiiyure ezingama-24 ezizayo). Endaweni yoko, ukuba ulambile okanye ufuna ngokwenene ~ukuphila emphethweni ~ nceda utye nantoni na, NGOKUQHELEKILEYO nantoni na, kodwa iTide Pods. Okokuqala, ezi zinto zilishumi ngokuqinisekileyo zibhetele kunokutsala isepha ococa iimpahla zakho.
1. Iigushers
Ngaba unqwenela into ene-gushy, ekhethiweyo kunye nemibala ngaphakathi engalunganga kuwe? Hamba uye kutya iiGushers. Yonke loo iswekile ayilunganga kwimpilo yakho kodwa, hay, ubuncinci ayizukukwenza ukuba ugabhe ngokungalawulekiyo.
2. Imbewu yeChia
Ukuba ufuna ukutya into enokukuthumela esibhedlele, yitya imbewu ye-chia. Enye indoda eneminyaka engama-39 ubudala kwafuneka iye kwi-ER kuba yatya icephe lembewu ye-chia eyomileyo emva koko yasela iglasi yamanzi ebangela ukuba zidumbe emqaleni kwaye zidale ukuvaleka okuyingozi. Kwirekhodi, waphela elunge ngokupheleleyo, kwaye i-chias zisesona sikhuselekileyo (kwaye sinamafutha asempilweni!) Ukubheja ngokuthelekiswa nePide pods. Musa nje ukwenza into eyenziwe nguloo mfo.
3. Ukungcola
Ewe, ukungcola okuthe ngqo. Mhlawumbi isakhuselekile kuneTide pod. Kwaye, heyi, yinto yobugcisa yonke-indalo! (Kodwa ngekhe ucinge ukuba kukutya okucocekileyo.)
4. Enye yezo ziphambeneyo i-Starbucks Frappucinos
Kwakhona, ukuba ufuna ukudaya ulwimi lwakho imibala ephambeneyo, sela nje enye yezo zinto zenziwe ngeStarbucks. Iswekile kaMucha, ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa ayinetyhefu kwaphela. AKWENZIWANGA UKUZE UCOCE IINGQESHO ZAKHO.
5. Ipakethi epheleleyo yeetshungama
Ewe uyakube ukhutshiwe u-AF, kodwa ukuba umntu othile unokuzikhusela kwindawo ephezulu kurhulumente wase-US ngelixa egxotha kwaye eginye ipakethi yonke ye-bubblegum yinke imihla, ngokuqinisekileyo ikhuselekile kunePod pod yaselwandle.
6. Iipakethi ze-condiment
Ukuba ngokwenene umba i-vibe esongelwe-nge-plastiki yezo pod ze-Tide, vele ugqithe kwindawo yakho yokutya okukhawulezayo okanye kwindawo yokutyela kwaye ulayishe kwi-ketchup kunye neepakethi zemostade. Ukuba unayo i-FOMO kuko konke ukuzicekisa nokuzisola ngento onokuyifumana ngokutya i-Tide pod, tshintsha nje i-ketchup kunye ne-mustard ye-Taco Bell's "Diablo" sauce, kwaye unganayo yonke le phakheji. Zizonke yenziwe ukungena ngaphakathi emzimbeni womntu, kulungile ukuba uhambe !!!
7. Umakhulu wakho uJell-O
Ukubetha iorenji kunye no-Jell-O oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, kwaye unokwenza ngathi utyhola into yokwenyani. Ibhonasi: Ngaba umakhulu wakho uyenzile, kwaye uyazi ukuba kuya kubakho iitoni zezinto ezingaziwayo ezidadayo (iziqhamo? Ii-marshmallows?
8. Into oyilahle phantsi
Okona kulungileyo, uya komeleza amajoni akho omzimba kwaye uqhubeke nokungqina ukuba umthetho wesibini wesibini uyinto kwaphela. Okona kubi kakhulu? Uya kufumana inwele kunye nozipho kunye nayo nayiphi na into yokutya. Okanye uphume uphele uhlambe umgangatho wokuqala kweso soapy uyithandayo.
9. Iiskiti ozithumele ngewasha kunye nesomisi
Uyazi ukuba i-lip balm ifumana i-cray xa uyishiya ngephutha epokothweni yakho kwaye uyithumele ngokuhlamba? Endaweni yoko, thumela ezinye iiSkittles ngokuhlamba okumnandi kunye nokomisa, kwaye unokuba ne-conglomerate enemibala engaqhelekanga ethanda njengempahla yokuhlamba nayo. Izinto eziluncedo: Iqale njengento etyiwayo, ke nokuba uthe wafumana i-lint chunks, ingaphandle emzimbeni wakho kune-DETERGENT!
10. I-Vanilla pudding-ngelixa ifafaza uFebreze
Ukuya ekhaya ngenene, phuma uvule i-vanilla Snack Pack pudding kwaye uchithe iLinre kunye ne-Sky-enuka kamnandi ngoFebreze ngelixa uyitya. Ukujoja uninzi lwencasa, nokuba kunjalo, ngubani ke okhathalayo nokuba ivumba lesepha liza ngaphakathi emlonyeni wakho okanye akunjalo?