Ngaba ungazama iVampire ebusweni ... kwiVagina yakho?

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Inkqubo yakutshanje yeenkqubo zokuthambisa idibanisa imisebenzi eyintandokazi yomntu wonke: i-vampire facials kunye nenaliti yelungu lobufazi!

Kulungile, kunjalo ke Akukho namnyeIzinto ozithandayo, kwaye ngokwenyani zibonakala ngathi kukubhangiswa okungathandekiyo. Kodwa esinye isibini sase-U.K. sagqiba kwelokuba senze kanye loo nto: Banobuso bevampire kwilungu labo lobufazi ukuze bongeze ubomi babo bokwabelana ngesondo-kwaye kwasebenza oko! (Ngaba uphambene kuwe? Zama ezi Peels zoBuso zili-10 kwi-Banish Dead Skin.)

Izinto ezibizwa ngokuba zii-vampire facials, ezenziwa zaduma ngabantu baseKardashian kunye neeselfies zabo ezinamagazi ezothusayo, basebenza ngokuthatha igazi lomntu, bakhuphe iplasma, kwaye bayitofa kulusu lwabo. Ifanele ukuba ivuselele, ibe lutsha, kwaye igugile, ulusu oludiniweyo. Kodwa, njengoko uCharl Chapman, oneminyaka engama-48, kunye noNina Howell, 38, bafumanisa, ayilusu lwakho lobuso kuphela oluyoma kwaye lube lukhuni njengoko ukhula. UChapman uthathe isigqibo sokuba afakwe iplasma entloko kunye neshafti yelungu lobudoda ngelixa uHowell eyifakile kwindawo yakhe ye-g kunye nomjelo wobufazi.

Ngokutsho kuka-Kannan Athreya, M.D., ugqirha owenza inkqubo engavumelekanga (umbuzo: Ngaba oku kuwela phantsi kwedermatology okanye i-gynecology?), I-plasma iqinisa kwaye ikhulise izicubu zesini, ezikhokelela kumava anzima kunye ne-orgasm engcono. (Awudingi ukuya kugqithiso-nazi iingcebiso ezisixhenxe ze-Orgasm engcono.)

Oku kuvakala ngathi luhlobo lwento, ngokunyanisekileyo, ukuba ngabantu abaphambeneyo kuphela abaya kuzama. Ufuna ukunamathela kwiinaliti phi ngokuchanekileyo? Kodwa uChapman noHowell bathi ayisiyiyo nje ibuhlungu kakhulu-bayibiza ngokuba "babengonwabanga kancinci"-bazonwabele iziphumo.

"Ngokwenyani ndiyakholelwa ukuba umgangatho wam we-orgasm uphucukile, nawo, ngezinga lokuphakama kobuntununtunu kwi-clitoris," utshilo uHowell. Imeyile yemihla ngemihla. "Nangona iyanceda into yokuba ndibe neqabane eliqondayo nelinovelwano."

UChapman wongeze ukuba yamnceda ukungasebenzi kakuhle kwe-erectile. "Ndandisoyika malunga nenaliti kwindawo yam yabucala, kodwa yayingenguye isigqibo esinzima sokuxolela isohlwayo," utshilo.

U-Athreya ucacisile ukuba yonke inkqubo inokwenziwa ngokukhawuleza kwaye nge-anesthetic yendawo kwi-ofisi kagqirha, iyenza ibe lula kwaye ibe yexabiso eliphantsi kwezinye iindlela zokuvuselela ubufazi. Iziphumo zithatha malunga neveki ukukhaba ngokupheleleyo, kodwa zinokuhlala iinyanga emva koko.

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