Iimvakalelo ezi-19 ezihlekisayo nezingxolayo kuphela ngabafazi abakhulelweyo abaqondayo

Umxholo

• 1. Ukuba nazo zonke iifoto zokukhulelwa xa kuthelekiswa nezikaBeyoncé.
• 2. Ngaxeshanye ulamba kwaye unezothe kukutya.
• 3. Uziva ngathi ulungiselela amashwamshwam amancinci ... kodwa konke kwenzelwe wena kuphela.
• 4. Ukunyanyekelwa ngugqirha malunga nobunzima bakho, obungazange kwenzeke ukusukela ... ukufikisa?
• 5. Xa umyeni wakho eqala ukubuza malunga ne "Boob Fairy."
• 6. Ukukhetha amagama abantwana, okwaziwa njenge-flashback kuye wonke umntu ongazange wamthanda.
• 7. Ukunyuka intaba uziva ngathi unxibe ubhaka ojika umva.
• 8. Ukuchaza kwakhona intsasa njengokugula.
• 9. Ukufumana i-massage yenyawo ngequbuliso evakalelwa ngu-X.
• 10. Ukuba nabantu bathethe kuphela xa wena are ukusela ... xa babehlala bephawula kuphela xa wena babengekho.
• 11. Uhambo ezindleleni alunto - {textend} ngaphandle kokuba ucwangcisela i-24/7 break pee.
• 12. Injani imeko yakho ukubukela "iiMagnolias zentsimbi." (Khangela ukukhulelwa kakubi ukukhala.)
• 13. Iminqweno yakho ngoku inee-Staples zokuya kuthengela ukubhalwa kweskripthi semifanekiso yosana lwakho, imizobo, amakhadi eengxelo ...
• 14.Ukwamkela umkhwa weengubo, kuba akukho mntu unexesha lokufumana ijean ezimnyama. Ngapha koko, lahla nayiphi na iblukhwe engeyiyo i-leggings.
• 15. Akukho nto iyakuze izive ilunge njengaleyo iphambeneyo yobuthongo oyifumeneyo.
• 16. Ukuqhaqha abantu abangena endleleni yakho zange bazive bonwabile ngaphambili.
• 17. Ndiziva ngathi sisiponji: Undikhame kwaye ndiza kuqala ukuvuza.
• Ixhala elingathethekiyo lokuzisa ubomi obutsha emhlabeni kwaye sibenoxanduva lalo ngokupheleleyo.
• 19. Uthando olugqithisileyo uya kuziva emva kokuzisa ubomi obutsha emhlabeni.

Ukukhulelwa akusoloko kuhlala kwiqabunga le-lotus, kunqulwa uthixokazi onika ubomi. Ngapha koko, kukho iinxalenye zokukhulelwa ezityhila njengenyaniso ye-TV enganyangekiyo. Endaweni yokuba siyigcine emfihlekweni, siqokelele izinto ezili-19 ezinokuxabiswa kuphela ngumfazi okhulelweyo.

1. Ukuba nazo zonke iifoto zokukhulelwa xa kuthelekiswa nezikaBeyoncé.

2. Ngaxeshanye ulamba kwaye unezothe kukutya.

3. Uziva ngathi ulungiselela amashwamshwam amancinci ... kodwa konke kwenzelwe wena kuphela.

4. Ukunyanyekelwa ngugqirha malunga nobunzima bakho, obungazange kwenzeke ukusukela ... ukufikisa?

5. Xa umyeni wakho eqala ukubuza malunga ne "Boob Fairy."

6. Ukukhetha amagama abantwana, okwaziwa njenge-flashback kuye wonke umntu ongazange wamthanda.

7. Ukunyuka intaba uziva ngathi unxibe ubhaka ojika umva.

8. Ukuchaza kwakhona intsasa njengokugula.

9. Ukufumana i-massage yenyawo ngequbuliso evakalelwa ngu-X.

10. Ukuba nabantu bathethe kuphela xa wena are ukusela ... xa babehlala bephawula kuphela xa wena babengekho.

11. Uhambo ezindleleni alunto - {textend} ngaphandle kokuba ucwangcisela i-24/7 break pee.

12. Injani imeko yakho ukubukela "iiMagnolias zentsimbi." (Khangela ukukhulelwa kakubi ukukhala.)

13. Iminqweno yakho ngoku inee-Staples zokuya kuthengela ukubhalwa kweskripthi semifanekiso yosana lwakho, imizobo, amakhadi eengxelo ...

14.Ukwamkela umkhwa weengubo, kuba akukho mntu unexesha lokufumana ijean ezimnyama. Ngapha koko, lahla nayiphi na iblukhwe engeyiyo i-leggings.

15. Akukho nto iyakuze izive ilunge njengaleyo iphambeneyo yobuthongo oyifumeneyo.

16. Ukuqhaqha abantu abangena endleleni yakho zange bazive bonwabile ngaphambili.

17. Ndiziva ngathi sisiponji: Undikhame kwaye ndiza kuqala ukuvuza.

Ixhala elingathethekiyo lokuzisa ubomi obutsha emhlabeni kwaye sibenoxanduva lalo ngokupheleleyo.

19. Uthando olugqithisileyo uya kuziva emva kokuzisa ubomi obutsha emhlabeni.

Nokuba ulungele i-adventure yakho elandelayo okanye usakhangela iingcebiso zokwenza le yeyona nto ibalaseleyo, sinomqolo wakho! Cofa apha kuwo wonke umxholo wokukhulelwa oyifunayo, ukusuka kwiveki yokuqala ukuya emva kokuhanjiswa. Okanye funda uluhlu lwesibini lwezinto ezingama-29 kuphela ngumfazi okhulelweyo onokuziqonda (kuba sinokuqhubeka ngonaphakade).

ULindsey Dodge Gudritz ngumbhali kunye nomama. Uhlala nosapho oluhamba-hambayo ePhiladelphia (okwangoku). Upapashwe kwi-Huffington Post, kwi-Detroit News, ngesondo kunye noRhulumente, kunye ne-Independent Women's Forum blog. Ibhlog yakhe yosapho inokufumaneka ku-www.puttingonthegudritz.com.