"Ndazalwa ndinefry yaseFransi emlonyeni wam"

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Ukunxiba iinwele zakhe ezimhlophe kumaza amdaka kunye neebhatyi ezimhlophe ezimhlophe ezibonisa imilenze yakhe eneetoni, u-Chelsea Handler ujongeka emncinci-kwaye enciphile- emva koko wenza kumdlalo wakhe wentetho, I-Chelsea mva nje. Ngaba uye wehla emzimbeni, okanye ngaba ulixhoba lesifo esothusayo sekhamera-esongeza-10-iipawundi syndrome? "Kulungile, TV yenza ndikwenze ubonakale ngathi utyebile kalishumi, uyazi, jonga kakuhle! Besizakuthetha into ngobunzima bakho ngoba ubonakala umkhulu kakhulu kwiTV! Ndaye ndajonga iTV yabo, kwaye ndaqonda ukuba banayo kwiscreen esibanzi! Ndifana, 'Ewe kunjalo ndibukeka ndikhulu! Yikhupheni kwiscreen esibanzi, nina bohlulwayo.'

Sekunjalo, ngekwakulula ukuba ihambe ngenye indlela. Ukwenza ukuba abe sempilweni, umzimba osempilweni, iqhula elizalelwe eNew Jersey woyisa imbali yempilo yosapho embi (emva kwedabi elide nomhlaza, umama wakhe wasweleka kwiminyaka emine eyadlulayo, utata wakhe watyandwa kane); uthando olunzulu lwee-cocktails eziphezulu, ukutya okukhawulezayo, kunye nokutya okutyiwa; kunye nexesha elide lokungakwazi ukunamathela kwindlela yokwenza umthambo.

Fumana iresiphi yesidlo sase-Chelsea esithandwayo esisempilweni-isonka senyama yeturkey somntakwabo!

U-Chelsea wayesazi ukuba kufuneka enze utshintsho oluthile kwindlela yokuphila. Ke waqesha isazi sezondlo kwaye wahlaziya isicwangciso sakhe sokuzilolonga-kwaye ukwimo engcono ngoku kunokuba wayenjalo xa wayekwishumi elivisayo. "Ndisandula ukuguqula i-35, kwaye ingathi ngunyaka omtsha kum," utshilo u-Chelsea, onencwadi yakhe yesithathu, I-Chelsea i-Chelsea Bang Bang, isandula kukhululwa. "Andiphelelanga nje, ndiziva ndinamandla kwaye ndigxile kakhulu."

"Ndazalwa ndine fry yaseFransi emlonyeni wam"

"Abazali bam babengabona badlayo abasempilweni." Utsho u-Chelsea, owathi, ekukhuleni kwakhe, wavunyelwa ukuba adle iiYodels kunye neDoritos phakathi kokutya. "Umama wam wayengumpheki ophum 'izandla, kodwa umbono wakhe wokukhanya emva kwesikolo wawusi-mac' kunye netshizi kunye neebhlukhwe. Ngoku ke bendifana, 'Kutheni ndineminyaka eli-15 kwaye ndisokola nobunzima bam?' Kuthathe ixesha elide ukuzincama emva kokuba ndifudukele eL. Kangangeminyaka esibhozo, wayedla ngokugabadela, esitya ukutya okungenamsoco yaye ezilambisa ukuze anciphise umzimba. "Naxa ndandicinga ukuba ndenza ukhetho olusempilweni, andizange." uthi. "Bendingazi, umzekelo, ukuba isaladi eneeponti ezintathu zokunxiba ayisiyonto intle!" Wathi akuba edikiwe yi-yo-yo dieting, wafumana ingcali yezondlo eyamfundisa ukukhetha ukutya okunempilo nokutya rhoqo emini. "Ndiyakuthanda ukutya," utshilo u-Chelsea, njengoko emba kwisitya se-edamame. "Ndidinga ukutya! Andinakuze ndicoce ijusi okanye ndingaqhathi kanye ngexesha!"

"Kukutya kwam, kwaye ndiya kusela ukuba ndiyafuna!"

Ngelixa u-Chelsea wayekulungele ukuzinikela kwisicwangciso esitsha sezempilo, kwakukho into enye awayengazimiselanga ukuyiyeka. "Ndixelele isondlo sam sokondla," andizukuyeka ukusela. Ndiyakuthanda ukuhlala nabahlobo bam bamantombazana kwaye ndenze i-cocktails kunye nesidlo sangokuhlwa, yindlela endiphumla ngayo, "utshilo. "Ucacisile ukuba ivodka enobulumko bekhalori ayibi kangako, ukuba nje uyayisela ngesoda. Ukwazi ukuba ndingasela ndenza ukuba kube lula ukunamathela kwinkqubo."

Ubukhulu becala, i-Chelsea itya ukutya okufanelekileyo okunempilo-kuthintela nantoni na eqhubekileyo- xa kunokwenzeka. Usuku lwakhe luqala ngesitya se-oatmeal exutywe ne-protein eninzi kunye necephe lembewu yeflakisi yomhlaba. I-Turkey kunye nesaladi ye-arugula ene-Parmesan echetyiweyo-akukho kunxiba-ihlala isitya sakhe sasemini, kunye nesidlo sasemini, uhlala ene-sushi. Umntakwabo, ongumpheki, uhlala epheka izinto azithandayo kubandakanya ibass yolwandle eyosiweyo, inkukhu, kunye nesaladi eluhlaza enesonka senyama yaseTurkey. Nokuba i-indulgences yakhe iyavakala: Ngokutya okukhawulezileyo okusetiweyo, uya kuvula ibhegi encinci yaseDoritos (imikhwa yakudala ifa nzima!), Yiba nezimbini okanye ezintathu, ulahle ezinye. Kodwa i-splurge ayithandayo ngalo lonke ixesha, ngethamsanqa, i-3,000 yeekhilomitha ukusuka ekhaya. "Kukho isidlo sangokuhlwa eNew Jersey esenza i-steak fries ene-mozzarella enyibilikileyo oyithi nkxu kwi-gravy," utsho, amehlo eqaqambile kwimemori. "Ngalo lonke ixesha ndisitya apho, ndiyafana," Ndingangena apha, nceda? ' Ngokuzimisela, kutheni ndingaze ndimke? "

"Ndaye ndomelela de ndade ndafumana iiPilates"

Nangona uhlala esebenza, u-Chelsea uthi ukufumana umthambo awuthandayo-kwaye angazibophelela- kuye kwaba ngumceli mngeni omkhulu.“Ndiwazamile onke,” uyavuma. "Kodwa ndandidla ngokuyeka ngenxa yokuba ndiza kuba nesithukuthezi. Okanye, njengeyoga, emva kweenyanga ndiyenza, ndandisene-belly flab.

"Kwaye ukwenza i-cardio kwindawo yokuzivocavoca kunokucaphukisa kakhulu! Ndiyayithiya xa kukho i-treadmills ye-50 kwaye ndim kuphela apho, kodwa ke umntu uvele aqhubele kumatshini ecaleni kwam! Sawubona!"

Iipilates, nangona kunjalo, zilungile. "Yeyona nto ithambile emzimbeni wam," utshilo u-Chelsea. "Ndimde kwaye ndiyayekile kwaye ndinobabalo ngakumbi. Ndingatsho ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba utshintshile umzimba wam-nobomi bam."

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