Izinto ezingama-21 ongafanele ukuba uzitsho kuMfazi okhulelweyo

Umxholo

• 1. "Wowu, umncinci kakhulu!"
• 2. "Wow, umkhulu kakhulu!"
• 3. "Ngaba bekumangalisiwe?"
• 4. "Ndingasichukumisa isisu sakho?"
• 5. “Ngaba unethemba lenkwenkwe okanye intombazana?”
• 6. "Uyazi, ziinyanga ezili-10 ngenene."
• 7. “Ewe, ngexa ndandikhulelwe…”
• 8. "Ngaba sowukhethile igama?"
• 9. "Ngokwenene akufuneki utye / usele / wenze oko xa ukhulelwe."
• 10. "Ewe, iindlovu zikhulelwe iinyanga ezingama-22, ke awunazo ezimbi."
• 11. "Uqinisekile ukuba ayingomawele?"
• 12. "Ngendlela obonisa ngayo, ndiyakubheja unayo ..."
• 13. "Ngaba uceba ukuncancisa?"
• 14. "Ngaba uza kuyeka emsebenzini xa kufika umntwana?"
• 15. “Lala ngoku kuba akusayi kuphinda ulale.”
• 16. "Bonwabele ubomi bakho ngeli xesha usanakho."
• 17. "Ngaba uza kuzalwa ngokwendalo?"
• 18. "Bendicinga ukuba awubafuni abantwana!"
• 19. “Ndikunqwenelela amathamsanqa. Umsebenzi wam wawunzima. ”
• 20. “Awumncinci okanye umdala ukuba nomntwana?
• 21. "Usakhulelwe?"

Kuyamangalisa ukuba abantu esisebenza nabo, esingabaziyo, kunye namalungu osapho akulibale ukuba umntu okhulelweyo usahleli, ulungile. Imibuzo enomdla, ngelixa iyaqondakala, ihlala iwela umda ukusuka kulonwabo, ukuya ekugwebeni. Umzekelo, kusenokwenzeka ukuba abazali bakho basweleka besazi ukuba uza kuwuyeka na umsebenzi wakho emva kokuba usana luzelwe, kwaye ummelwane wakho ufuna ukwazi ukuba uzimisele ukuncancisa okanye hayi. Xa ungathandabuzeki, khumbula ukuba imibuzo engapheliyo ihlala ibhetele ishiywe ingabuzwanga.

Nalu uluhlu lwezinto eziphezulu ekufuneka uzenzile soze buza umfazi okhulelweyo. Yabelana nosapho lwakho, abahlobo, kwaye uqhubeke, nokuba wabelane naloo mntu usebenza naye.

1. "Wowu, umncinci kakhulu!"

Ndiyazi ukuba uthetha ukuba ngendlela yokuncoma, kodwa into endiyivayo kukuba, "Wow, uqinisekile ukuba umntwana wakho uphilile?" Oko kundikhokelela ekubeni ndikhululeke malunga nobungakanani bosana lwam kwaye ndiqale ngokuGogling nokuba ulungile na umntwana wam. Kwaye oko akupheli kakuhle.

2. "Wow, umkhulu kakhulu!"

Andikhathali nokuba ndiyaqhushumba njengeGoodyear Blimp. Yigcine kuwe. Ndiimithi. Ukukhulelwa kuye kwenza ukuba intombazana ifumane ubunzima obuncinci.

3. "Ngaba bekumangalisiwe?"

Ewe, hayi. Ngobudala bam, ndiyathemba ukuba ndikrelekrele ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndiyifumene yonke into yolawulo lokuzalwa. Ngapha koko, andifuni ukukutyhilela ukuba ingaba oku bekucwangcisiwe okanye iziphumo zengozi ye-quickie kwisitulo sangasemva se-Mustang yesithandwa sam.

4. "Ndingasichukumisa isisu sakho?"

Hayi. Kodwa kuba ubuzile kwaye awuzange uyenze nje, ndiza kukuvumela uphile. Wamkelekile.

5. “Ngaba unethemba lenkwenkwe okanye intombazana?”

Ndinethemba lomntwana. Yiyo kuphela iponi yam yokwenene kolu khuphiswano lokukhulelwa. Owu, kwaye mhlawumbi iponi. Ndiyathemba iponi nayo.

6. "Uyazi, ziinyanga ezili-10 ngenene."

Uyazi, kuyacaphukisa ngokwenene xa abantu beyikhomba loo nto.

7. “Ewe, ngexa ndandikhulelwe…”

Mandikuyekise apho. Ndihamba ngalento ingathi ndim ndedwa umntu okhe wamitha kwimbali yomhlaba. Ke andifuni kuva malunga nokuzuza kwakho ubunzima obungenamsebenzi okanye i-hemorrhoids eyoyikisayo.

8. "Ngaba sowukhethile igama?"

Ewe, kodwa andifuni ukwazi ukuba ukhe wathandana nomntu onegama elifanayo kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo kwaye waphula intliziyo yakho okanye nantoni na, ke makhe sihambe no "Hayi"

9. "Ngokwenene akufuneki utye / usele / wenze oko xa ukhulelwe."

Ngokuqinisekileyo akufuneki unike umfazi okhulelweyo iingcebiso. Ndingahlala ebusweni bakho ndikunyathele ukufa.

10. "Ewe, iindlovu zikhulelwe iinyanga ezingama-22, ke awunazo ezimbi."

* Ukujonga okungenanto kulandelwe ndim ukuhamba.

11. "Uqinisekile ukuba ayingomawele?"

Ewe, xa loo leprechaun phantsi kwebhulorho ibambe ilitye phezu kwesisu sam kwaye indixelele ukuba inye kuphela, ndiyakholelwa kuye. Kodwa kuyacaca ukuba unoluhlobo lwesithandathu lokuziva malunga nezi zinto, ke ndiyakumcela ukuba ajonge kwakhona.

12. "Ngendlela obonisa ngayo, ndiyakubheja unayo ..."

Injana. Uqikelele njani !?

13. "Ngaba uceba ukuncancisa?"

Enkosi ngokubuza, kodwa andifuni ukuxoxa ngemeko yeengono zam nawe, nenekazi elingaqhelekanga kwi-accounting.

14. "Ngaba uza kuyeka emsebenzini xa kufika umntwana?"

Enkosi ngokumisela abasetyhini emva kwenkulungwane ngokubuza loo nto. Ngoku ndicela undixolele ngelixa ndilanda uMnu slippers zakhe.

15. “Lala ngoku kuba akusayi kuphinda ulale.”

Uswelekile lomntu ngoku.

16. "Bonwabele ubomi bakho ngeli xesha usanakho."

Ndiyayazi kulungile? Le bhola kunye nekhonkco esiswini sam malunga nokwenza ukubonakala kunye nokonakala yonke into.

17. "Ngaba uza kuzalwa ngokwendalo?"

Hayi ndiceba ukuphakama kunoWillie Nelson xa ndithwele. UThixo ubeke umntu kule planethi ngobuchule ngokwaneleyo ukuba avelise i-epidural kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo ndiza kulisebenzisa eli thuba ngelixa ndizama ukutyhalela ivatala kwinto ethile elingana nelamuni.

18. "Bendicinga ukuba awubafuni abantwana!"

Ewe. Ngokusekwe kuphela kulondolozo ebesinalo kwiminyaka eli-10 eyadlulayo ngelixa sinxilile kwitheko elinobugwenxa, kuyinyani ngokupheleleyo. Ndilixoki elinje.

19. “Ndikunqwenelela amathamsanqa. Umsebenzi wam wawunzima. ”

Enkoso ngokwabelana. Ngenxa yokuba ayifani nokuba ndiza kuhamba ngayo nangaliphi na ixesha kungekudala okanye nantoni na, okanye ndihlala ndivuka ndibile phakathi kobusuku ndisoyika ukuba ndiza kungqengqa etafileni.

20. “Awumncinci okanye umdala ukuba nomntwana?

Faka izandi zekrikethi apha.

21. "Usakhulelwe?"